You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

— Jack Black

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The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.

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Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

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The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world.

It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

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You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore

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I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

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The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I'm going to listen to it only in my private chambers. He'll hear echoes of it and say: "What was that you were listening to papa?" And I'll say: "Nothing son, you're not ready."

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I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

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I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

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I feel as if you're saying that DJ is not a real job.

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If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

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I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see.

I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.

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We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass.

And let's face it, that's it.

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About Jack Black

Quotes 59 sayings
Nationality American
Profession Actor
Birthday October 16

I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.

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Justice is a word that resides in the dictionary.

It occasionally makes its escape, but is promptly caught and put back where it belongs.

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I seem like a big bombastic outgoing dude, when it comes down to it with the ladies, when I was a single, free-wheeling dude, I was always very shy. It was difficult to form sentences with the girl of my dreams.

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What do you do after you go to space, more importantly? You can't go to a more intense, awesome thing. That's the end.

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Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.

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I don't think of myself as a great improver.

A lot of times there's long periods of silence when everyone in the recording studio is looking at their watch and waiting for me to say something. And I'm searching desperately in my brain for anything before something dribbles out.

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I'm a Jew. Thirty-three is when Christ died. So though I'm a Jew, in the back of my mind I still think that I gotta get it done before I'm thirty-four because well, I don't know why. He got it done before He was thirty-four.

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I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

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I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate).

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Tenacious D loves Auntie Em's. Her delicious nutrients are always energizing and indie-fresh. Where does she find those unbelievable recipes? Somewhere over the rainbow?

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It's a mistake to just go make a movie where the whole thing is talking down to the kids like, "Ok, we gotta bring the IQ of this movie down because it's a kids movie" You don't have to do that, kids can laugh and parents can laugh at different parts and that's fun, and you see that with all of the great kids movies.

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With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.

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Before we snap to judge someone who's done a horrible crime, is it possible that all of us in the worst possible circumstances could be capable of something like that? So it's about not judging people before really considering what the circumstance was and that not all murderers are created equal. We have a tendency in our society to just say murder? Cut and dried. Go away forever. Or maybe you should have the electric chair yourself.

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I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

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Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

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There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it now. Each of us must be tempered in some fire. Nobody had more to do with choosing the fire that tempered me than myself, and instead of finding fault with the fire I give thanks that I had the metal to take the temper and hold it.

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Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.

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I just had a son and had to take him to the paediatrician and he measured his head and apparently he's in a group in which only 14 per cent of the population have a bigger head than him. Then she said: "Do you mind if I measure your head?" I said: "Go ahead." And she was shocked, because less than one per cent of the world's population has a bigger head than mine. So I guess that means I'm pretty full of myself. Or that I have a huge brain.

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I'm always looking for a fresh perspective because it's fun to tell stories that are original and new in some way.

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I love comedy and drama equally and music too.

I just sort of follow my nose to whatever seems really exciting at the time. Eventually, I might want to do a rock opera.

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Part of the acting gig is when you're let loose some improvs and put stuff into your own words every once in a while. That doesn't get you a writing credit or more money. It just makes it more fun.

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Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

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I'm really excited about our DJ set. That's probably the most exciting of all. It's selfish but it's always your own thing that you're most concerned with.

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Every movie presents its challenges.

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Habit is the strongest thing in life.

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You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film.

On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.

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People scream at me, "Hey, let's party.

" I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.

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I look for good directors mainly because if you do enough of movies where there's not a real creative vision behind it, you start to turn into a robot and you want to jump off a bridge.

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There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.

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Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, "I can't believe he did that, I can't believe she did that."

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There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock.

Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

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A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God.

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We're not just twice as powerful when we're together, but ten times as powerful.

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Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

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I took a year of karate. It was like obligatory... every kid was taking like one year of karate and one year of piano in my town. It was Bruce Lee and Liberace. But I was not a white belt. I graduated. I had a colour belt - but that's all you need to know. It could have been black, it could have been yellow, or it could have been anything in between.

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It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence.

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Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

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