I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.— Jack O'Neill
The most jittery Jack O'Neill quotes that will inspire your inner self
Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.
Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.
What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.
Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.
The Pentagon's lost entire countries.
I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone.
But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.
Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?
To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!