I have a toothache today. I never seem to be able to rise above a toothache. It makes me want to howl, break things, pull noses, tweak ears, screech.

— John Colton

The most colossal John Colton quotes that are life-changing and eye-opening

Evolution was in a strange mood when that creation came along.

... It makes one wonder just where the plant world leaves off and the animal world begins.


You are foolish, but without fools there would be no wisdom.


Marrying any man is risky. Marrying a famous man is kissing catastrophe.