50+ Johnny Knoxville Quotes On Bam Margera, Family Feud And Spongebob

Top 10 Johnny Knoxville Quotes (BEST)

  1. Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.
  2. You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
  3. I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.
  4. You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?
  5. I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.
  6. Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.
  7. I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.
  8. Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.
  9. I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
  10. I don't care what other people think.

Johnny Knoxville Short Quotes

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  • If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.
  • I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.
  • I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.
  • I think everyone roots for the underdog.
  • I'm just basking in the glory.
  • I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.
  • I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.
  • I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.
  • I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
  • Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

Johnny Knoxville Quotes On Love

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I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. Especially with the stuff they wrote about Jessica and I - it's obviously not true. — Johnny Knoxville

I love Louisiana. It's amazing. — Johnny Knoxville

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. — Johnny Knoxville

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love. — Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville Quotes On People

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People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter. — Johnny Knoxville

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. — Johnny Knoxville

People go to car races to watch the crashes. — Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville Quotes On Real

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Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering. — Johnny Knoxville

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. — Johnny Knoxville

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. — Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville Quotes On Happen

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A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. — Johnny Knoxville

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little. — Johnny Knoxville

It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen. — Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville Famous Quotes And Sayings

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My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again. — Johnny Knoxville

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies. — Johnny Knoxville

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea. — Johnny Knoxville

Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head. — Johnny Knoxville

I think I'm a little concussed. — Johnny Knoxville

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart. — Johnny Knoxville

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. — Johnny Knoxville

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists. — Johnny Knoxville

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him. — Johnny Knoxville

I am nothing that isn't professional. — Johnny Knoxville

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy. — Johnny Knoxville

What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo! — Johnny Knoxville

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic. — Johnny Knoxville

But I can still lick the spoon! — Johnny Knoxville

I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy. — Johnny Knoxville

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. — Johnny Knoxville

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. — Johnny Knoxville

Life Lessons by Johnny Knoxville

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  1. Johnny Knoxville has taught us that it is important to take risks and not be afraid to try something new, even if it is a bit crazy.
  2. He also emphasizes the importance of being willing to laugh at yourself and not taking yourself too seriously.
  3. Finally, Knoxville's career has shown us that if you are passionate and work hard, you can achieve your goals and make your dreams come true.

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