22+ Andy Milonakis Quotes On Sports, My Head And Street

Andy Milonakis is an American comedian, actor, and writer. He is best known for creating and starring in The Andy Milonakis Show on MTV and MTV2. He is also known for his appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, The Andy Milonakis Show, and Kroll Show. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Andy Milonakis on life, sports, love.

Top 10 Andy Milonakis Quotes

1. Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!
2. I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.
3. I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.
4. I had sadness for breakfast.
5. I've been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.
6. I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.
7. I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want
8. There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.
9. I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.
10. I was a huge Internet junkie.

Andy Milonakis Short Quotes

• I'm clean and dope like heroin soap
• MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy.
• There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

Andy Milonakis Famous Quotes And Sayings

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning. — Andy Milonakis

Big L is my favorite rapper of all time. He got killed quite a few years ago now but I think he's amazing and he kind of inspires me like his style inspires me. I don't think there's been anyone better since. I mean, Biggie Smalls is definitely on the top of the list but Big L is like the underdog, I like to give him the edge. — Andy Milonakis

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show. — Andy Milonakis

I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff. — Andy Milonakis

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing. — Andy Milonakis

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments. — Andy Milonakis

I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV. — Andy Milonakis

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist. — Andy Milonakis

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material. — Andy Milonakis

Life Lessons by Andy Milonakis

1. Andy Milonakis has taught us that it's important to stay true to yourself and be unapologetically weird.
2. He has also shown us that success can be found in the most unexpected places and that it's important to stay creative and find unique ways to express yourself.
3. Finally, he has demonstrated that it's possible to make a living doing something you love, no matter how unconventional it may seem.