That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers.

If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston

Matthew Perry on driving
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The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

Matthew Perry on bit
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After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.

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Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.

Matthew Perry on age
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There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, I'm sitting here and doing great.

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I love the idea of "the one" but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.

Matthew Perry on love
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Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

Matthew Perry on chandler
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Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad.

I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

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As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.

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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill.

The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.

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I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on "Friends" or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.

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If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

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About Matthew Perry

Name Matthew Perry
Quotes 16 quotes
Nationality 
Profession Actor
Birthday October 16
About Time to look back and march forward:At 4, I was born poor and the United States of America was in a Great Depression. We ate what we grew and cultivated. We walked to where we where going. We were healthy.At 14: I needed money and worked after school. One job exposed me to greed. I thought it was stealing.At 24: I did what I learned early on: how to make money.
Top topics love, success, life, laugh, happy

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

Matthew Perry on dedicated
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I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

Matthew Perry on album
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The key to sitcom success is miserable people.

If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

Matthew Perry on cheers
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl.

But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

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