116 Alcohol Quotes to Inspire, Motivate, and Overcome

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Famous Alcohol Quotes

Alcohol is a class of drugs that we call 'the sedatives.' — Matthew Walker

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. — F. Scott Fitzgerald

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. - George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. — George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off. — Raymond Chandler

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! - Don Garlits

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! — Don Garlits

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. — Julius Caesar

Alcohol is the only drug where if you don’t do it, people assume you have a problem. — Chris Williamson

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. — Bob Marley

Alcohol, sugar, and weed can hinder success for many: while a few succeed despite indulging, countless become too inefficient due to these habits, leading to patterns of mediocrity. — Gary Brecka

Alcohol is an excellent servant and a terrible master. - Christopher Hitchens

Alcohol is an excellent servant and a terrible master. — Christopher Hitchens

Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. — Marguerite Duras

Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!! — Sayings

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol. — N. F. Simpson

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Short Alcohol Quotes

  • Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice. — Snoop Dogg
  • Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. — Frank Sinatra
  • When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. — Dean Martin
  • There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. — Bette Davis
  • First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash. — The Notorious B.I.G.
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein
  • Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money. — Robin Williams
  • Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. — Anton Chekhov
  • I'm too drunk to taste this chicken — Colonel Sanders
  • Treat every moment as a gift, that is why it is called the present. — Deepak Chopra

Alcohol Image Quotes

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. - Mark Twain quote

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. — Mark Twain

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka. - Mick Jagger quote

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka. — Mick Jagger

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas quote

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. — Dylan Thomas

Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust. - Walker Percy quote

Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust. — Walker Percy

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. - W. C. Fields quote

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W. C. Fields

Alcohol quote In wine, there's truth.
In wine, there's truth.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. - Ed Mcmahon quote

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. — Ed Mcmahon

Civilization begins with distillation - William Faulkner quote

Civilization begins with distillation — William Faulkner

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull. - Paris Hilton quote

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull. — Paris Hilton

Alcohol quote When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. - Adolphus Busch quote

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill quote

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston Churchill

Stop Drinking Alcohol Quotes

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave. — Oliver Reed

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility. — Don Young

I quit drugs before I quit drinking because drugs were taking their toll on me. I was sick of the headaches and the puking and the shitting blood. I figured I'd stop everything but alcohol, but then I overcompensated with drinking. Now I'm totally clean because I don't choose to do either. — Lars Frederiksen

When you quit drinking you stop waiting. — Caroline Knapp

What stops you killing yourself when you're intoxicated out of your mind is the thought that once you're dead you won't be able to drink any more. — Marguerite Duras

there is this malign curse laid on dipsomaniacs. That they must absolutely have a drink: in order to feel strong enough to stop drinking. — Caitlin Thomas

Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing I stopped was cigarettes and tobacco. — Ozzy Osbourne

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. — Robin Williams

I'm going to keep drinking on stage. I have a pretty healthy relationship with alcohol. I know how far to go and when to stop. — Matt Berninger

Anti Alcohol Quotes

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. — George Bernard Shaw

I am a vegetarian as well as a passionate anti-alcoholic, because I can thus make better use of my brain. — Thomas A. Edison

Islam doesn't try to destroy cultures; it cleans them up. You can keep your language but get rid of your racist speech. You can keep your style of cooking, but get rid of alcohol. You can keep your cultural dresses, but keep your modesty on the highest level. — Nouman Ali Khan

Anti-alcoholics are unfortunates in the grip of water, that terrible poison, so corrosive that out of all substances it has been chosen for washing and scouring, and a drop of water added to a clear liquid like Absinthe, muddles it. — Alfred Jarry

There are even more fatalities from cirrhoses of the liver [than automobiles], yet Congress has not once mentioned outfitting us all with anti- alcohol equipment. — Patrick Bedard

One side of the street is a Church; across the road is a liquor store. Both of 'em keepin us poor. — Chuck D

No More Alcohol Quotes

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar. — Carolyn Heilbrun

The bar... is an exercise in solitude. Above all else, it must be quiet, dark, very comfortable-and, contrary to modern mores, no music of any kind, no matter how faint. In sum, there should be no more than a dozen tables, and a client that doesn't like to talk. — Luis Bunuel

No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single factor to make impossible a total war effort. — William Lyon Mackenzie King

No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single factor to make impossible a total war effort. — William Lyon Mackenzie

When we finally decide that drug prohibition has been no more successful than alcohol prohibition, the drug dealers will disappear. — Ron Paul

Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in consciousness is an empty high without a revolution in the distribution of power. — John Kenneth Galbraith

My point is pot is no more and probably less harmful than alcohol is. I don't understand the stigma of not legalizing marijuana. And I don't even smoke it. I don't understand why. I don't get it. — Julie Roginsky

No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king! — Eliza ''Mother'' Stewart

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar. — Carolyn G. Heilbrun

I know for one thing that alcohol will have no more part in my life. — Sharon Jones

Alcoholism Quotes

There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't. — William Faulkner

It must never be forgotten that the purpose of Alcoholics Anonymous is to sober up alcoholics. There is no religious or spiritual requirement for membership. No demands are made on anyone. An experience is offered which members may accept or reject. That is up to them. — Bill W.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. — Kurt Cobain

I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of inebriety is like a half-drowned stupid wretch condemned to labor unceasingly in water; but a now-and-then tribute to Bacchus is like the cold bath, bracing and invigorating. — Robert Burns

Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt. — Jimmy Buffett

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol! — Mikhail Bulgakov

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. — Hunter S. Thompson

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. — Winston Churchill

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. — W. C. Fields

Addiction should never be treated as a crime. It has to be treated as a health problem. We do not send alcoholics to jail in this country. Over 500,000 people are in our jails who are nonviolent drug users. — Ralph Nader

Liquor Quotes

When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. — Al Capone

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover. — Jimmy Breslin

I am going to St. Petersburg, Florida, tomorrow. Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best they can. I'm sick of the job-it's a thankless one and full of grief. I've been spending the best years of my life as a public benefactor. — Al Capone

The centuries last passed have also given the taste important extension; the discovery of sugar, and its different preparations, of alcoholic liquors, of wine, ices, vanilla, tea and coffee, have given us flavors hitherto unknown. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant

Work is work and liquor is liquor. — German proverbs

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. — Fred Allen

Pouring out liquor is like burning books. — William Faulkner

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies. — Rush Limbaugh

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More Alcohol Quotes

American men are allotted just as many tears as American women. But because we are forbidden to shed them, we die long before women do, with our hearts exploding or our blood pressure rising or our livers eaten away by alcohol because that lake of grief inside us has no outlet. We, men, die because our faces were not watered enough. — Pat Conroy

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war. — Frederick the Great

It is not heroin or cocaine that makes one an addict, it is the need to escape from a harsh reality. There are more television addicts, more baseball and football addicts, more movie addicts, and certainly more alcohol addicts in this country than there are narcotics addicts. — Shirley Chisholm

I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol. — Taylor Swift

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields

In Conclusion

Overall, quotes about alcohol cover a range of opinions, from cautionary to celebratory. They capture the complexities and diverse attitudes people have towards alcohol, making it a topic of discussion and contemplation.

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