Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! — Martin Luther
Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer. — Gary Reilly
Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once. — Doug Stanhope
I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer. — Jill Goodacre
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer. — Norm MacDonald
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same. — Hugh Hood
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. — W. C. Fields
Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks — Phil Anselmo
Short Drinking Beer Quotes
Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, than there is always beer — Granger Smith
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking! — Lord Byron
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous. — Chris Laidlaw
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. — Henry Lawson
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. — Clementine Paddleford
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W. C. Fields
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. — Sophocles
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here. — Frank Yankovic
I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes. — Rhona Mitra
Top 10 Drinking Beer Quotes
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. — Socrates
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. — Wilhelm II
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. — Louis Pasteur
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. — George Carlin
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war. — Frederick the Great
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started. — Henny Youngman
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. — Rebecca Miller
Drinking Beer Image Quotes
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant
Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider! — Prince William
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Drinking Beer With Friends Quotes
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science. — Yann Martel
Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with a choice friend or two on a regular basis might be the best investment of time you ever make. — Carl R Trueman
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds. — Ernest Hemingway
Trust me, You can dance.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. — Tom Waits
I had been with a good friend, had a few beers, didn't bother to eat, went down to the hotel where the party was, walked in and, God I don't know why, because I hardly ever drink it, I had a double scotch. And I had another. — John Riggins
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? ... Someone on your hall will, find them and make friends with them on the first day. — Jeremy Piven
I drink to make other people more interesting
After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off football. — Jeremy Shockey
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey
Irish Beer Drinking Quotes
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me? — J. P. Donleavy
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. — P. J. O'Rourke
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. — Dave Barry
Live in the sunshine. Swim the sea. Drink the wild air.
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN. — Flann O'Brien
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on. — Adrian Rogers
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. — P.B. Kerr
Give a man a bottle of wine, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to make wine, he'll always have lots of friends
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer. — Frank Zappa
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. — Tina Fey
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials. — Barry McCaffrey
Beer Quotes
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about. — Dean Martin
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation. — William Blake
Football, beer, and above all gambling, filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.
I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. — Axl Rose
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic. — John Daly
You will not be able to stay home, brother./You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out./You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,/Skip out for beer during commercials,/Because the revolution will not be televised. — Gil Scott-Heron
In wine, there's truth.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. — Kaiser Wilhelm
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carry Nation
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. — Bernie Mac
Cold Beer Quotes
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging. — Rennie Ellis
If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. — Chris Jericho
Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. — Tom Robbins
In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness is a warm puppy or a glass of cold beer. To me, happiness is running in the hills with my mates around me. — Ron Clarke
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.
Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh. — Thomas Pynchon
''Just think, never to be glad or disappointed. Never to like anyone and get cross at him and forgive him. Never to sleep or feel cold, never to make a mistake and have a stomach-ache and be cured from it, never to have a birthday party, drink beer, and have a bad conscience... How terrible. — Tove Jansson
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. — Groucho Marx
I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin. — Ace Frehley
Brewing Beer Quotes
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter. — W. C. Fields
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer. — William Bradford
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. — Martin Luther
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer
We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself. — Fritz Maytag
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it. — Edward Abbey
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Matt Groening
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today. — Edgar Allan Poe
If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology. And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I... fermented beer or whether I fermented enzymes, the base technology was the same. — Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw
Craft Beer Quotes
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes. — Nicholas Culpeper
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be applied at that moment in a film, but your craft isn't structured around such things, except in beer commercials. — Gordon Willis
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop. — Winston Churchill
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. — Anne Sexton
For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry. — Sherwood Boehlert
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.' — Dave Barry
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Hal Foster
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. — Michael Jackson
Beer And Wine Quotes
There is nearly universal consensus that we should prohibit selling and serving alcohol to minors because wine, beer, and spirits can be addictive and, when used to excess, ruinous for their health. Is excess sugar any different? — Daniel Lieberman
Sophisticated foods are bittersweet wine, beer, coffee, chocolate. Addictive relationships are cooperative and competitive. Work becomes flow at the limits of ability. The flavor of life is on the edge. — Naval Ravikant
Religions change; beer and wine remain. — Hervey Allen
It's the same things your whole life. 'Clean up your room!', 'Stand up straight!', 'Pick up your feet!', 'Take it like a man!', 'Be nice to your sister!', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever!'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track!' — Philip Connors
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion. — Miguel de Cervantes
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. — Babe Ruth
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams. — John Milton
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson
Great Beer Quotes
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door. — Gregory Corso
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that. — Joe Theismann
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. — Willie Nelson
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine. — Heraclitus
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame. — Oscar Wilde
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal. — Brigit of Kildare
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher
Homer no function beer well without. — Matt Groening
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer. — Frederick the Great
Funny Drinking Quotes
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it. — Lewis Grizzard
When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. — Al Capone
There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't. — William Faulkner
What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. — Anton Chekhov
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. — Johann Sebastian Bach
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. — Epicurus
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. — Kurt Cobain
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. — George Burns
Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine. — Karl Marx
Beverage Quotes
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. — Erma Bombeck
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was. — George Carlin
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. — Louis Pasteur
Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke! — Rick Riordan
One should not seek among others the truth that can be easily gotten from the Church. For in her, as in a rich treasury, the apostles have placed all that pertains to truth, so that everyone can drink this beverage of life. She is the door of life. — Irenaeus of Lyons
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. — Alphonse Allais
The spirit of the tea beverage is one of peace, comfort, and refinement. — Arthur Gray
Drugs are a tragedy for addicts. But criminalizing their use converts that tragedy into a disaster for society, for users and non-users alike. Our experience with the prohibition of drugs is a replay of our experience with the prohibition of alcoholic beverages. — Milton Friedman
And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee. — Dennis Miller
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. — P. J. O'Rourke
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter
I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach. — Upton Sinclair
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. — Samuel L. Jackson
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. — Dave Barry
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. — Mark Twain
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer not to. Stay sober my friends. — Ryan Higa
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand loyalty in beer makes no more sense than 'vegetable loyalty' in food. Can you imagine it? “No thanks, I'll pass on the mashed potatoes, carrots, bread and roast beef. Me, I'm strictly a broccoli man.' — Stephen Beaumont
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey, Jr.
I have a drink everyday in the evening. — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. — Woody Allen
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. — Groucho Marx
One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying to let people have a good time at my shows and forget their problems. Relax and enjoy. There's not certain religions or politics sold on them. Just come out, have a beer, have a laugh, good energy from stage and have a good time. — Hank Williams III
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! — Brian O'Rourke
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