Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.— Tina Fey
The most devotion Tina Fey quotes that are simple and will have a huge impact on you
And I can see Russia from my house.
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year.
Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person commission investigating rules of war violation in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon.
Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?
I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'
I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.
Say YES and you'll figure it out afterwards.
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution.
Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Say Yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
We should leave people alone about their weight.
Being chubby for a while (provided you don’t give yourself diabetes) is a natural phase of life and nothing to be ashamed of. Like puberty or slowly turning into a Republican.
That turned-up collar. The jacket that zipped all the way down the front into a nice fitted shape. The white denim that made my untanned skin look like a color.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion.
It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam — which, let me make it very clear, I have not done — than it is to speak honestly about [working moms].
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.
I don't really have a nemesis, but I have a series of hundreds of small enemies that fuel me. Everyone I meet I assume is out to get me and that fuels my fire on a daily basis.
I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.
To me YES, AND means don't be afraid to contribute.
Always make sure you're adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions;
go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
In response to the escalating violence in Iraq, President Bush is delaying the return home of 25,000 troops and will actually add reinforcements to the south. Then in a symbolic gesture he pulled down the mission accomplished banner, put on a flight suit, walked backwards to a jet fighter and flew it in reverse off an aircraft carrier.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver.
I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters.
Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea."
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing.
You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go. You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it...You have to let people see what you wrote.
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
In real life these women experienced different sides of the same sexism coin.
People who didn't like Hillary called her a ballbuster. People who didn't like Sarah called her Caribou Barbie. People attempted to marginalize these women based on their gender.
This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice.
People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel that you are in competition with one another. You're up for a promotion. If they go for a woman, it'll be between you and Barbara. Don't be fooled. You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.
Let's review the cost-free techniques that we've learned so far for raising an achievement-oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet. Another key element is "Strong Father Figure / Fear Thereof."
According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it.
You have to go down the chute.
I hope for his sake that Tracy's apology will be accepted as sincere by his gay and lesbian coworkers at 30 Rock, without whom Tracy would not have lines to say, clothes to wear, sets to stand on, scene partners to act with, or a printed-out paycheck from accounting to put in his pocket.
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror. Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? “I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d like to cut your chest open.” The crowd cheers.
Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live.
She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week's episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10. I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.