78+ Drew Carey Quotes On Price Is Right, And Marriage And Bob Barker

Drew Carey is an American actor, comedian, and game show host. He is best known for his role in the sitcom, The Drew Carey Show, and for hosting the game show, The Price is Right. He is also known for his stand-up comedy and improvisational comedy performances. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Drew Carey on leadership, price is right, love.

Top 10 Drew Carey Quotes

1. You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
2. I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
3. My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
4. Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
5. Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
6. I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
7. The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
8. That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
9. Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.
10. Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

Drew Carey Short Quotes

• In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
• I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
• Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
• If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
• I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
• Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
• As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
• I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
• I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.
• It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.

Drew Carey Quotes About Love

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast. — Drew Carey

At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know? — Drew Carey

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped. — Drew Carey

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried. — Drew Carey

Drew Carey Famous Quotes And Sayings

Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible. — Drew Carey

One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes. — Drew Carey

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do. — Drew Carey

The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours. — Drew Carey

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. — Drew Carey

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane. — Drew Carey

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. — Drew Carey

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it! — Drew Carey

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else. — Drew Carey

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. — Drew Carey

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition. — Drew Carey

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career. — Drew Carey

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die! — Drew Carey

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. — Drew Carey

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation. — Drew Carey

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. — Drew Carey

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one. — Drew Carey

Sometimes I like [being famous], sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore. — Drew Carey

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything? — Drew Carey

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. — Drew Carey

It sucks being fat, you know. — Drew Carey

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating. — Drew Carey

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote. — Drew Carey

I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio. — Drew Carey

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel. — Drew Carey

The less [government] the better. — Drew Carey

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are. — Drew Carey

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time. — Drew Carey

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck. — Drew Carey

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me. — Drew Carey

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet. — Drew Carey

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do. — Drew Carey

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls! — Drew Carey

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. — Drew Carey

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. — Drew Carey

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get. — Drew Carey

I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish? — Drew Carey

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. — Drew Carey

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them. — Drew Carey

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed. — Drew Carey

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours. — Drew Carey

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer. — Drew Carey

I'm competitive at everything. — Drew Carey

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time. — Drew Carey

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want? — Drew Carey

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs. — Drew Carey

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit! — Drew Carey

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work. — Drew Carey

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day. — Drew Carey

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!' — Drew Carey

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV! — Drew Carey

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night. — Drew Carey

Life Lessons by Drew Carey

1. Drew Carey has shown that hard work and dedication can lead to success, no matter where you come from.
2. He has also demonstrated that taking risks and trying new things can open up new opportunities.
3. Finally, his story serves as an example of how a positive attitude and a sense of humor can help you to overcome obstacles and achieve your goals.