There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

— D. L. Hughley

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No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

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Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.

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With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

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Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

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I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

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One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.

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They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black.

Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

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They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is.

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Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

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I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays.

But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

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I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just... old.

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There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

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About D. L. Hughley

Quotes 14 sayings
Nationality American
Profession Actor
Birthday October 16

The one thing women love more than money is power.

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