14+ D. L. Hughley Quotes On Education, Daily Show And Radio

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it. — D. L. Hughley

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D. — D. L. Hughley

Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people. — D. L. Hughley

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth. — D. L. Hughley

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human. — D. L. Hughley

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh. — D. L. Hughley

Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind. — D. L. Hughley

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is. — D. L. Hughley

They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is. — D. L. Hughley

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it. — D. L. Hughley

I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just... old. — D. L. Hughley

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you. — D. L. Hughley

The one thing women love more than money is power. — D. L. Hughley

One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh. — D. L. Hughley

Life Lessons by D. L. Hughley

  1. D. L. Hughley has shown that hard work and dedication will pay off, as he has gone from being a stand-up comedian to a successful actor and host.
  2. He has also shown that it is possible to be successful in multiple areas of entertainment, as he has done both comedy and acting.
  3. Lastly, Hughley has demonstrated that it is possible to use comedy to address difficult topics and bring attention to social issues.
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