I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

— Richard Lewis

The most bumbling Richard Lewis quotes that will activate your desire to change

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

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I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

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I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

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During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

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I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates.

I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.

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I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

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Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

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My parents were my worst audience.

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My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

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For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

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