I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
— Richard Lewis
The most bumbling Richard Lewis quotes that will activate your desire to change
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates.
I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.
I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
My parents were my worst audience.
My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.
