I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.— Richard Lewis
The most bumbling Richard Lewis quotes that will activate your desire to change
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates.
I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.
I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
My parents were my worst audience.
My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.