Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.— Ryan Stiles
The most colorful Ryan Stiles quotes that will activate your inner potential
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
You know, I've got a confession to make myself.
I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
Two thongs don't make a right.
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities.
I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
Quiet! I'm expressing myself!
Back off or the lizard gets it!
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
Never trust sheep.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.