35+ Mike Myers Quotes On Culture, Kanye And Snl

Mike Myers is a Canadian actor, comedian, screenwriter, and film producer. He is best known for his roles in the Austin Powers and Shrek films, as well as his sketch comedy work on Saturday Night Live. He has also starred in a variety of films, such as Wayne's World, So I Married an Axe Murderer, and the Austin Powers series. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Mike Myers on leadership, life, culture.

Top 10 Mike Myers Quotes

1. Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
2. You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.
3. Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
4. It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"
5. So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him.
6. I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
7. Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
8. The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.
9. Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
10. While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself.

Mike Myers Short Quotes

• Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
• I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
• Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
• If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
• The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
• Enlightenment is lightening up.
• I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain - get in my belly!
• I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

Mike Myers Quotes About Love

And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now. — Mike Myers

It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person. — Mike Myers

I love New York City. I love that I get to live there and I love everything about it. — Mike Myers

I like my privacy. I love being a part of [films], but when I'm not doing stuff, I like to go away. I enjoy being a person, a great deal. — Mike Myers

I love making stuff. There's a joy in having the first molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know about the day before. I videotape those, study them, enjoy being in the character and figuring out the movie. — Mike Myers

This crazy thing called love... — Mike Myers

Mike Myers Famous Quotes And Sayings

I'm from Toronto. It's a lot more laid back. When you are thrust into different environments, there is an odd adaptation period. And then there are times when unfair, unkind, untrue things are written about you. That bothers me less now. — Mike Myers

And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic. — Mike Myers

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. — Mike Myers

I think that there are a lot of great studio people but the fewer voices in my head when I'm getting out a draft, the better. I just get it out and then I'll listen to all manner of good ideas. And that's what happens, too, when I'm touring and doing a character on stage. — Mike Myers

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. — Mike Myers

Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud. I don't want to be pushed into the mud. I think that is probably true. I think most people struggle with self-acceptance. But comedians get a chance to self externalize. — Mike Myers

Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look around the world, you can praise boring. It's a very civilized place to grow up. I'm very proud of it. — Mike Myers

At every point I wished that I was born English. They need to make it colder in here. You could hang meat in this room. But, yeah...I grew up in a very English household. My folks were from Liverpool. I've said this before, but there is nothing more English than an Englishman that no longer lives in England. — Mike Myers

I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it. — Mike Myers

I feel entirely grateful and appreciative of being able to make something up and do it, and I'm very grateful how well it's gone. I'm a guy from Toronto who just wanted to be an actor since he was eight so it's all kind-of crazy. Shrek has been wonderfully successful, it did really well in the States, and so it's magical to me, still. I'm still that kid from Toronto. — Mike Myers

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again. — Mike Myers

Life Lessons by Mike Myers

1. Mike Myers has taught us that hard work, dedication, and creativity are essential for success. He has also shown us that it is possible to stay true to your roots while still achieving success in the entertainment industry. Finally, he has demonstrated that it is possible to be both funny and successful in the same career.