I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.— Nicole Polizzi
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I think the biggest misconception about me is people really don't know who I really am. They see the party side of me, they see the crazy side of me. But I also have a laid-back side. You know, I'm chill, down to earth. If you want to grab a cup of coffee and just talk about life, I can do that.
I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.
I always wanted my own fragrance because I could never find the right scent for me. At home, I would always mix bottles of my favorite fragrances to create a unique and different scent.
I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!
I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.
People go tanning because they like to feel tan.
You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.
Don't let negativity affect your vision.
A lot of people have said harsh things, but I don't let it affect me. If anything it gives me more enthusiasm and pushes me to do better in my career so I can prove them wrong.
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.
I don't have regrets, there are only lessons. You learn from them, and you become a better person.
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.
Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet!
I went to school, I went to college. I know how to read. Even though I lack common sense sometimes, I am book smart.
I think I just realized that having a problem - an eating disorder - it's not healthy and you can actually die from that. I realized it's not worth it and you just need to be healthy.
Be sure of yourself, don't let anyone bully you, be a strong and independent woman or boy.
I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?
I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me.
It's important to be true to yourself and your vision.
When you're tan, you feel better about yourself.
The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend.
I have an education, I went to college, you know?
We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet.
If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras.
What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand.
Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show.
We all stick up for ourselves and I think that's why we stand out, because we really don't care what other people think.
When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it.
But it's really hard to eat good when you're traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant.
You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers.
As I graduated high school, it didn't faze me anymore.
Right now, I don't even care what people think of me. I'm happy with myself.
No one knows that I'm smart.
It's hard for people to see you one way, but you're really the other way, so it's kind of like, 'Who am I, who are you?' Sometimes, I confuse even myself.
I try and have family time, all the time, so you know, I get to see them a lot.
And I'm always with my friends, my boyfriend, it helps me keep grounded and kind of sane.
I've calmed down already. I don't hook up anymore.
[My favorite thing about motherhood is] that it's made me grow into a woman finally, and I finally grew up, thank God.
The guys you see me bring home, we're only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we're on camera and the whole world's seeing it, and it does look like I'm having sex.
I went into designing my house thinking I could have some more expensive items because I didn't realize my kids were going to be animals.
I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless.
It's always been a dream to have my own sunglass line and I'm so excited to be able to finally offer it to my fans!
I'm trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job.
You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife.
Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!
Study hard, but party harder.
I definitely want to get in shape and be healthy again.
Don't let negativity affect your vision. People say harsh things, but don't let them affect you.
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time.
That's why they get divorced all the time.
So I would always try and be the lightest I could.
In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I would only have salads. And then it got so crazy as to just eating like a cracker or a cucumber a day and I would feel full.
SnookiLove is really cute and it's inviting and welcoming.
All my lines are like my personality: they are fun, they are outgoing, they are sexy, but not slutty.
I got bullied in high school. A lot of girls were so mean to me because their boyfriends wanted to hang out with me and my girls, so they pretty much bullied me to the point where I was crying at night.
If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it.