A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.

— Phyllis Battelle

The most surprising Phyllis Battelle quotes that are simple and will have a huge impact on you

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.


If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.


A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are more attractive behind a spotlight than over a spot of tea.