It takes all the fun out of a bracelet if you have to buy it yourself.
I really think that American gentlemen are the best after all, because kissing your hand may make you feel very good but a diamond and a sapphire bracelet lasts forever.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
The library knows that it is a temporary fix.
We have a stamp for the inside front cover: BROKEN SPINE NOTED. It is like a bracelet worn by a diabetic. When you return the book with this message stamped inside, we know you're not the one responsible for this horrible thing. It was some other bastard before you. The book has a preexisting condition.
Last Update: January, 2020