An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling.
— Donald Sinden

I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.
William F. Buckley, Jr. directory quote

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
— Joan Rivers

Limit use of shareware and public domain software to systems without fixed disks. If you do use them on fixed disks, allocate separate subdirectories... Public domain or shareware software should never be placed in the root directory.
— John McAfee

If operating in a network environment, do not place public domain or shareware programs in a common file-server directory that could be accessible to any other PC on the network.
— directory quotation by John McAfee