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So long, and thanks for all the fish. — Douglas Adams
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. — Douglas Adams
One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious. — Douglas Adams
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. — Douglas Adams
We live on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam — Carl Sagan
There's a starman waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds. — David Bowie
So many worlds, so much to do, so little done, such things to be. — Alfred Lord Tennyson
Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people. — Carl Sagan
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. — Joe Rogan
A book, too, can be a star, a living fire to lighten the darkness, leading out into the expanding universe. — Madeleine L'Engle
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. — Yogi Berra
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. — Douglas Adams
Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast. — Douglas Adams
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience. — Douglas Adams
Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off. — Douglas Adams
"What's up?" "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there." — Douglas Adams
Don't limit yourself to the skies when there is a whole galaxy out there.
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water." — Douglas Adams
Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you. — Douglas Adams
So, the world is fine. We don’t have to save the world—the world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about, is whether or not the world we live in, will be capable of sustaining us in it. That’s what we need to think about. — Douglas Adams
You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen. — Douglas Adams
Hitchhikers Guide Quotes
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now. — Douglas Adams
How many roads must a man walk down? — Douglas Adams
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. — Douglas Adams
Live your life as an exclamation, not as an explanation.
A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that. — Douglas Adams
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing. — Douglas Adams
I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. — Douglas Adams
We cannot teach people anything; we can only help them discover it within themselves.
Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. — Douglas Adams
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of. — Douglas Adams
It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane. — Douglas Adams
People Writing About Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. — Douglas Adams
Marvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning. "...and then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side..." "No?" said Arthur grimly as he walked along beside him. "Really?" "Oh yes," said Marvin, "I mean I've asked for them to be replaced but no one ever listens." "I can imagine. — Douglas Adams
Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. — Douglas Adams
I'd far rather be happy than right any day. — Douglas Adams
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes. — Douglas Adams
This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. — Douglas Adams
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! — Douglas Adams
Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied. — Douglas Adams
Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity — distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless — Douglas Adams
Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does. — Douglas Adams
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. — Douglas Adams
Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. — Douglas Adams
The Answer to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is... Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm. — Douglas Adams
There's a lot of science in it, and as Slartibartfast [in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] said: 'I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.' I've never, ever been able to do one. I remember one occasion at Warwick University, when Jack and Ian were at their wits' end because I couldn't get it. I felt totally ashamed. — Terry Pratchett
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. — Douglas Adams
The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner', but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish. — Douglas Adams
Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.” “Yeah,” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel. — Douglas Adams
The storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying 'And another thing...' twenty minutes after admitting he'd lost the argument. — Douglas Adams
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. — Douglas Adams
Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner. — Douglas Adams
One nonabsolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of the most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself. In other words, the given time of arrival is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the party will arrive. — Douglas Adams
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow pizza. — Douglas Adams
They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. — Douglas Adams
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed. — Douglas Adams
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