90 Payroll Quotes

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Famous Payroll Quotes

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. — Noel Coward

It is not the employer who pays wages -- he only handles the money. It is the product who pays the wages. — Henry Ford

Salaries and wages must reflect the reality of the enterprise's economic performance; deviations from the planned performance should be reflected in pay. — Samora Machel

It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages. — Henry Ford

Money is an information system for labor allocation. — Elon Musk

We always strive to be the best in the wage package. — James Sinegal

Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund. - Meyer Lansky

Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund. — Meyer Lansky

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. — Chris Rock

In order to attract and keep superior staff, I paid wages and bonuses well above the market rate. This actually saved money because my employees were far more productive than average. — Edward O. Thorp

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quit. — George Carlin

blackmail. The age-old path to the land of milk and honey. The one sure way of being paid for doing nothing. — Ursula Curtiss

A heavy progressive or graduated income tax. - Karl Marx

A heavy progressive or graduated income tax. — Karl Marx

I've paid our guys more than Oscar has paid his guys on his last show. — Dana White

Taxation of earnings from labor is on a par with forced labor. Seizing the results of someone's labor is equivalent to seizing hours from him and directing him to carry on various activities. — Robert Nozick

When I arrived at IBM, there were 'Team' signs all around. I asked, 'How do people get paid?' They told me, 'We pay people based on individual performance. — Lou Gerstner

Short Payroll Quotes

  • A real friend or mentor isn't on your payroll. — Prince
  • I never stole nuttin' unless it began with an 'A' - A truck, a car, a payroll...! — Rocky Graziano
  • The goose lays the golden egg. Payrolls make consumers. — George M. Humphrey
  • The goose lays the golden egg. Payrolls make consumers. — George Humphrey
  • If I had the Rangers payroll, I'd never lose a game — Glen Sather
  • Her Majesty's Secret Service wouldn't have me on the payroll. — Colin Farrell
  • Every American worker should be able to save for retirement via payroll deductions. — Richard Thaler
  • I was on Khodorkovsky's payroll myself for ten years. I'm biased because I respect him. — Vladislav Surkov
  • Everyone has a budget, I don't care who you are. — Dusty Baker
  • If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit. — Milton Berle

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Payroll Tax Quotes

I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes. — Barack Obama

The revenue stream for Social Security benefits comes from payroll taxes, which are credited to the Social Security Trust Fund - accounting for the program's finances separately from the rest of the budget. — Jerome Powell

The reality is that the workforce relative to the number of people retired has shrunk and today in America there are only 3.3 working Americans paying payroll taxes to support each individual currently retired and collecting Social Security taxes. — John Shadegg

For more than forty years, the United States Congress has shamelessly used payroll taxes intended for Social Security to fund big government spending. — Mike Pence

Congress has changed the Social Security system over time, and over 20 times in the past Congress has raised taxes on Social Security in payroll taxes into the system. — Chris Chocola

While good business ideas are plentiful, many entrepreneurs struggle to understand payroll taxes, health care and other thorny issues… In other words, they don't have the financial literacy to scale their businesses and attract investors. — Daymond John

Social Security is a widely popular program because the individual has been deceived by the Statist to believe that the government has been prudently and diligently managing his accumulated pension investment in his Social Security account, which he presumes to be funded by his own payroll taxes. — Mark Levin

If you look at the Forbes 400, they are paying a lower rate, accounting payroll taxes, than their secretary or - whomever around their office. — Warren Buffett

Did folks know that the tax to fund the program [Social Security] only hits salaries up to $110,000? That means that if you make a million bucks, about 90% of your salary is tax free when it comes to the payroll tax that funds Soc Sec. That ain't right. — Jared Bernstein

More retirees, longer life expectancy, larger benefits, and fewer workers - these trends have meant substantial increases in the payroll tax. Since the social security program began, the payroll tax has increased more than 500 percent. — Alex Tabarrok

Paycheck Quotes

Some jobs pay better, some jobs smell better, and some jobs have no business being treated like careers. But work is never the enemy, regardless of the wage. Because somewhere between the job and the paycheck, there’s still a thing called opportunity, and that’s what people need to pursue. — Mike Rowe

Your profession is not what brings home your weekly paycheck, your profession is what you're put here on earth to do, with such passion and such intensity that it becomes spiritual in calling. — Vincent Van Gogh

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck. — Adam Clayton

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck. — Adam Clayton Powell, Jr.

Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation? — Thomas Sowell

In the very few interviews I’ve made, it doesn’t matter how long we’ve talked to each other, the headline is still just about my paycheck. — PewDiePie

Well, paycheck protection is an important ingredient for a successful campaign finance reform measure. — Andrew Card

The secret to becoming financially free: Use your 9-5 paycheck to buy assets that pay you more income. Eventually, your assets will cover your expenses. — Jaspreet Singh

You can’t magic a new security agreement into existence. It needs to be backed with everything from treaties to funding to general strategy. Europe needs a new security architecture. That will not be produced by NATO bureaucrats worried mainly about their next paycheck. — Philip Pilkington

There is no paycheck that can equal the feeling of contentment that comes from being the person you are meant to be. — Oprah Winfrey

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More Payroll Quotes

Our [generation] people have the worst diet of anybody. I'm ready to put a farmer on my payroll. We've got to get back to growing our own food. You are what you eat! — Prince

Thanks to the central bank, most "monetary experts" and "leading macro-economists" can, by putting them on the payroll, be turned into government propagandists "explaining," like alchemists, how stones (paper) can be turned into bread (wealth). — Hans-Hermann Hoppe

My pat line about the Cubs and payroll is that the amount of merchandise the Cubs would sell off a world series championship would more than cover for a big payroll. — Billy Corgan

Everyone has a budget, I don't care who you are. But they said if we are in a pennant race in the middle of the summer they are going to get some help with added payroll. — Dusty Baker

Money has to be put in the way a club feels it should. If you put money in a new ballpark, that helps to generate revenue so you can spend more money. It should be spent to make the club's operations the best. That will help in the end, and it will mean enhanced payroll. — Bud Selig

There is an old Arabic proverb, 'When the king puts the poet on his payroll, he cuts off the tongue of the poet', so throughout the ages, people in power have liked to control music, they used to throw songwriters in jail throughout history, and were assassinated. — Pete Seeger

Democracy does not contain any force which will check the constant tendency to put more and more on the public payroll. The state is like a hive of bees in which the drones display, multiply and starve the workers so the idlers will consume the food and the workers will perish. — Plato

Government jobs are not an addition to the country's payroll; they are an increase in the nation's payload. — Ilana Mercer

In the days when corporate downsizing was all the rage, Wall Street took a lot of flak for judging companies too harshly and setting the bar for corporate performance so high that executives felt their only option was to slash payrolls. — James Surowiecki

The dark night of the soul for me was one night in Florida, when I had been on the road for about four years and I realized that everybody around me was on my payroll, that my old friends hadn't been in touch with me and my family didn't know where to get me. I was a very unhappy guy and it was because I was really alone. — Barry Manilow

I worked a telemarketing job. I always worked those because I always knew how to talk to people and I always knew how to sell because my father was a salesman. He used to sell vacuum cleaners, payroll services to companies, so that was natural for me to go into sales. — Kanye West

Lack of resources (payroll), time and competing priorities are why so many nonprofits haven't done well. It's that simple. — Seth Godin

If the business were a play, Act One is: Woohoo, bright and bushy-tailed. We're going to make something great! Act Two is: We're six months behind on back-end development. We're trying to raise venture capital. We're trying to figure out what furniture we should sell to make payroll. — Caterina Fake

Be prepared for the creation of an intrusive bureaucracy to police the ordinance by examining the books and payroll ledgers of businesses. — Randy Hamilton

If editors truly want to improve their byline ratio, they need to stop lamenting the fact that few women journalists send them cold pitches and start taking a hard look at their stable of regular contributors. How many women are on the masthead? How many women columnists or bloggers are on the payroll? This is how real change is going to happen. — Ann Friedman

History reveals no civilized people among whom there was not a highly educated class and large aggregations of wealth. Large profits mean large payrolls. — Calvin Coolidge

Seen from the point of view of the particular group interests of the bureaucrats, every measure that makes the government's payroll swell is progress. — Ludwig von Mises

Oakland has now increased its payroll to the point that it now ranks third in the Bay Area among all McDonald's franchises. — Sandy Alderson

The woman that comes in, takes the wastebasket away, she's paying 15.3 or whatever it is on payroll tax alone. I mean it is - I never had it so good. — Warren Buffett

The capital gains tax is 15 percent now. So I sit there in my office and I make a lot of money by capital gains, and I pay 15 percent, and I pay no payroll tax on it. — Warren Buffett

The marginal tax rate for high income earners is going up. Small businesses are no longer enjoying some of the exemption from payroll tax. Now there will be carbon taxes. — Chris Alexander

The payroll tax increase was destructive financially, it took what was a close call and made it a bad call. — Mike McGavick

Among the worries of today's business executives is the large number of unemployed still on the payroll. — Unknown

A man isn't a man until he has to meet a payroll. — Ivan Shaffer

I have run large organizations, I know what it takes to create a healthy business climate, and I have more experience than Jerry Brown doing that. So it'll be a stark contrast, a career politician vs. someone who has met a payroll, gotten a return on investment, knows how to use technology to do more with less. — Meg Whitman

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