If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Berle on opportunity
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If oppurtunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Berle on opportunity
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Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle on vacations
10

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle on marriage
4

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Milton Berle on funny
4

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle on committee
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Laughter is an instant vacation.

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Milton Berle on disgrace
2

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Milton Berle on evolution
2

Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

Milton Berle on committee
2

I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

Milton Berle on age
0

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;

because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Milton Berle on has-been
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This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals.

The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!

Milton Berle on education
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If opportunity doesnt knock, build a door

About Milton Berle

Name Milton Berle
Quotes 16 quotations
Nationality American
Profession Comedian
Birthday October 16
About Mendel "Milton Berle" Berlinger was an Emmy-winning American comedian and actor. As the manic host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater from 1948–1955, he was the first major star of television and as such became known as Uncle Miltie or Mr. Television to millions during TV's golden age.
Top topics minutes, group, committee, opportunity, knock

The company accountant is shy and retiring.

He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

Milton Berle on accountant
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Milton Berle on funny
0

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;

because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Milton Berle on attitude
0

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband.

I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

Milton Berle on feel
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