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What are the best Milton Berle quotes? Read the most famous quotes by Milton Berle. Top 10 Milton Berle images and Top 10 Milton Berle quotes. Milton Berle quotations on opportunity, funny, committee, terribly, experience are those that make this comedian famous.

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Best Milton Berle quotes

Milton Berle is famous American comedian with many wise quotes. Share the best Milton Berle quotations of all times with your friends and family.


If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.


If oppurtunity doesn't knock, build a door.

  • opportunity

Laughter is an instant vacation.


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.




You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.


A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.


Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.


If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?


Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

  • committee

I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.


I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.


This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!


The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.


Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

  • funny

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.


I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.




Milton Berle quotes images

What are the best Milton Berle images quotes? Read and bookmark finest quotes from Milton Berle, embed as messages on beautiful images. Those images have opportunity quotes, funny quotes, committee quotes, terribly quotes, experience quotes.


Picture quote by Milton Berle about laughter

Laughter is an instant vacation.


Picture quote by Milton Berle about opportunity

If opportunity doesnt knock, build a door


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About Milton Berle

Where is Milton Berle from? Milton Berle is American who said awesome wise words. A influential and well recognized comedian all over the world. The following quotations and images represent the American nature embed in Milton Berle's character.

What Milton Berle was famous for? Milton Berle is famous comedian with many good quotes. Well-known and respected in American society for wise sayings. Browse a lot of Milton Berle books and reference books with quotes from Milton Berle on Amazon.

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Milton Berle is famous for his passion for opportunity, funny, committee, terribly, experience. Check out great quotations and affirmations.


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When was Milton Berle birthday? Milton Berle was born on October 16.

Who is Milton Berle? Some facts about Milton Berle from biography. Mendel "Milton Berle" Berlinger was an Emmy-winning American comedian and actor. As the manic host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater from 1948–1955, he was the first major star of television and as such became known as Uncle Miltie or Mr. Television to millions during TV's golden age.... Read more about Milton Berle on Wikipedia or watch videos with quotes from Milton Berle on YouTube.

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Best Milton Berle quotes

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Favorite topics

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