21+ Jerry Stiller Quotes On Seinfeld, Boat And Ed Sullivan Show

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Top 10 Jerry Stiller Quotes

  1. During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
  2. Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
  3. Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
  4. I shave without using shaving cream.
  5. Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.
  6. I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.
  7. I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
  8. We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.
  9. The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
  10. Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances.

Jerry Stiller Short Quotes

  • I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.
  • We are even better looking on the small screen
  • Money is sensual.
  • Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.
  • Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.
  • I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
  • Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

Jerry Stiller Famous Quotes And Sayings

Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing. — Jerry Stiller

I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it. — Jerry Stiller

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures. — Jerry Stiller

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material. — Jerry Stiller

Life Lessons by Jerry Stiller

  1. Jerry Stiller taught us that it is never too late to pursue a career in comedy. He started his career in stand-up comedy at the age of 41, and went on to become an iconic comedian.
  2. He also showed us that hard work and dedication pays off. Despite his age, he was able to make a name for himself in the comedy industry through his commitment and perseverance.
  3. Finally, Jerry Stiller taught us that it is important to stay true to yourself and your values. Throughout his career, he remained true to his comedic style and never compromised his values.
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