Snoring keeps the monsters away.
— Judy Blume

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.
Rex Hunt snoring quote

Why level downward to our dullest perception always, and praise that as common sense? The commonest sense is the sense of men asleep, which they express by snoring.
— Henry David Thoreau

[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore.
— Jenna McCarthy

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
— snoring quotation by Adam Sandler