Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. — Sophia Loren
Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles. — Mitch Hedberg
I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot. — Susan Lucci
It's fascinating to travel around Italy and realize just how many different ways they make spaghetti. — Mario Batali
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. — Sophia Loren
When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure. — Alex Ferguson
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. — Christopher Morley
Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again. — Yotam Ottolenghi
Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball. — Sharon Creech
In heaven, after antipasti, the first course will be pasta. — Steve Albini
When I'm in Italy on a Friday night, my first supper there is a big bowl of fresh pasta and a glass of local wine, sitting outside. There's nothing better. — Alan Titchmarsh
It's a comfort to always find pasta in the cupboard and garlic and parsley in the garden. — Alice Waters
Pasta is the one food I can't live without. It's the food I eat to fuel my running. — Joe Bastianich
Short Spaghetti Quotes
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this. — Thomas J. Grasso
When you really want to show some love, keep the flowers and say it with spaghetti. — Rachael Ray
You don't have a man, you need spaghetti. — Oprah Winfrey
I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them. — Mitch Hedberg
Friends are like spaghetti, they should stick together. The only way to have a friend is to be one. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Italians love sun, sin, and spaghetti. — Lady Randolph Churchill
Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. — Quentin Tarantino
On hitting a shaken opponent - His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce. — Vinny Paz
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. — Jim Davis
Spaghetti Image Quotes
Spaghetti Western Quotes
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. — John Wayne
American slavery was not a Sergio Leone Spaghetti Western. It was a holocaust. My ancestors are slaves. Stolen from Africa. I will honor them. — Spike Lee
I tend to lean more towards the Westerns of the 40s and 50s as opposed to the 60s and 70s. They get a little too drab for me when you get into the Spaghetti Western era. I love the John Ford movies. I love the music. I love the scope. — Seth MacFarlane
I was trying to do like a spaghetti western but using World War II iconography. — Quentin Tarantino
Spaghetti Westerns are really brutal and operatic with a surreal quality to the violence. — Quentin Tarantino
The thing that influenced me most in relation to 'Nanny McPhee' were the Westerns I watched with my father. All the Spaghetti Westerns; all the Virginians; all the High Chaparrals. Because if you think about the form, it's a stranger from out of town. — Emma Thompson
I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movie. — Quentin Tarantino
Hollywood cools, and when it cools you have to go to where the work is. I ran off to Italy to do spaghetti westerns. — Tab Hunter
I always knew I wanted to do a Western. And trying to think of what that would be, I always figured that if I did a Western, it would have a lot of the aesthetics of Spaghetti Westerns, because I really like them. — Quentin Tarantino
I was always a fan of the great old spaghetti Westerns, the Sergio Leone films. But the one that always sticks with me, that I just thought was brilliant and perfect is "Cat Ballou." Lee Marvin in "Cat Ballou." — Johnny Depp
Spaghetti Sauce Quotes
There is no perfect spaghetti sauce. There are perfect spaghetti sauces. — Howard Moskowitz
My sisters like cooking at my place. It has a bit more room, and the food tastes a little bit better. A big pot of spaghetti and sauce, some warm French bread - works all the time. I think I've been eating pasta for 26 years. — Tom Brady
My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. — Todd English
Well, I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I mean, I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. — Jennifer Esposito
Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes. — Tom Robbins
The spaghetti sauce is a good thing to think about. Morning, noon, and night, think about the spaghetti sauce. Think about hustling other people to buy the spaghetti sauce. — Paul Newman
Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. Oh well, he'd eaten worse. — Charlie Higson
I think my character's getting to the point where he can't even eat spaghetti with red sauce anymore, where he has horrible nightmares, he can't sleep anymore. — George Eads
I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing. — Bob Saget
To a worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish! — Howard Moskowitz
I'd much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0. — Sophia Loren
You can buy a good pasta but when you cook it yourself it has another feeling. — Agnes Varda
I wouldn't exactly call it 'cooking' but I can make noodles. That means I can boil water, put the pasta in and wait until it's done. — Devon Werkheiser
As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the world, I'm okay. — Michael Chang
Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat. — Giada De Laurentiis
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal - Panama — Guy Steele
Life is not worth living if I cannot have pasta or bread again. — Monica Seles
My grandfather's family used to own a pasta factory in Naples and they would go door-to-door selling their pasta. So his love of food came from his parents, which was then passed down to my mother and then again to me. — Giada De Laurentiis
I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It's very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta. — Giada De Laurentiis
I think that my interpretation of Italian was a lot more southern than what my husband cooks. You know, I grew up in Queens and in Brooklyn, and we - really, it's more southern. It's Naples and Sicily. It's heavier. It's over-spiced. And like most Americans, I thought spaghetti and meatballs was genius. — Debi Mazar
In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans. — Martin Yan
My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she'd make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 5'8" and weighed 165 pounds. — Carol Alt
I have found it an amusing strategy, when asked whether I am an atheist, to point out that the questioner is also an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I just go one god further. — Richard Dawkins
We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But, like those other fantasies that we can't disprove, we can say that God is very, very improbable. — Richard Dawkins
How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh. — H. L. Mencken
Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. "Cheeseburgers?" "Nope! We got spaghetti, and blankets." — Mitch Hedberg
My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti. — Justin Bieber
I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool. — Mel Brooks
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. — Christopher Morley
I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast... but it's in moderation now. — Shane Warne
There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti. — Jackie Stewart
I wasn't running toward the theater but running away from the sporting goods store. Of course now that I'm selling spaghetti sauce (with Newman's Own), I begin to understand the romance of business.. the allure of being the biggest fish in the pond and the juice you get from beating out your competitors. — Paul Newman
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. — George S. Patton
The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre. — Henry Miller
Two of the actors, Sean Bean and Orlando Bloom, have been caught between two landslides and are now trapped in a tiny town in the middle of the South Island. They have been taken in by a kindly woman who has offered them food and a bed. They were last reported to be cooking spaghetti and cracking into a bottle of red wine. — Peter Jackson
I like spaghetti because you don't have to take your eyes off the book to pick about among it, it's all the same. — Philip Larkin
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