12+ Al Madrigal Quotes On Friendship, Education

Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it's also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there's a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It's like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it. — Al Madrigal

I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon. — Al Madrigal

We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then without missing a beat - these ladies are all business - she goes, 'Go ahead, take out your dong.' 'I'm not taking out my dong. And by the way, who uses the word dong? If you want to be hip to the lingo, they're not using the word dong up in the States. — Al Madrigal

Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything. — Al Madrigal

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes. — Al Madrigal

Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet. — Al Madrigal

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether. — Al Madrigal

You grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor's suit, because I'd be riding the streetcar to school everyday - minding my own business, humming out a 'Frere Jacques' - and I realized that in any other town, this might be considered cute. But you know what it is in San Francisco? Sexy. — Al Madrigal

My primary responsibility is to be funny. — Al Madrigal

Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the Vicodin and a little weed too - let's face it - and I go in there, and my wife's like, 'Bring the sand toys! Bring the sand toys!' And I know what happens every single time: I become sand toy repo man from the eight little kids that run off in nine different directions with my sand toys. — Al Madrigal

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me. — Al Madrigal

I'm half-Mexican - get used to it 'cause in about five to 10 years, you're all gonna be related to one. Whether you like it or not, no matter how much you prepared your family, you're gonna show up at Thanksgiving one of these years, you're gonna walk in and say, 'Hey! What's happening? Since when did we start serving flan?' Well, what's happening is that somebody's boning a Latino. — Al Madrigal

Life Lessons by Al Madrigal

  1. Al Madrigal's comedy is a reminder to take life a little less seriously and enjoy the moments that come our way.
  2. His work also shows us that it's important to stay true to ourselves and our values, no matter how hard it can be.
  3. Finally, his comedy teaches us that it's okay to laugh at ourselves and the world around us, and to find humor in even the most difficult situations.
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