Best quotes by the American Cartoonist Charles M. Schulz

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
  • funny

Happiness is a warm puppy.
  • animals

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
  • already

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
  • learning

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
  • between

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
  • aim

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
  • age

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'. Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
  • charlie

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
  • life

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
  • bicycle

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
  • valentines

No problem is too big to run away from.
  • big

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
  • home

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
  • another

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
  • cone

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
  • educational

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
  • formidable

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
  • big

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
  • advancement

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
  • answer

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
  • hope

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
  • humor

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test? ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
  • philosophy

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