Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

— Kin Hubbard

The most unforgettable Kin Hubbard quotes you will be delighted to read

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

86

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

86

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

83

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.

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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

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We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.

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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

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About Kin Hubbard

Quotes 159 sayings
Nationality American
Profession Cartoonist
Birthday September 1, 1868

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

24

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

23

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

23

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

21

There is no failure except in no longer trying.

There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

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Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

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A loafer always has the correct time.

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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.

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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

13

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

13

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

12

It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

12

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

11

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

11

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

11

All the world loves a good loser.

9

Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

9

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son

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About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

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The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.

7

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

6

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

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Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?

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It's the good loser who finally loses out.

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There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

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I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.

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