Al Capp Quotes

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else...was to be indifferent to that difference.

Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.

Anyone young can learn something useful from someone with experience.

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed.

One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own.

We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.