Al Capp quotes

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

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• work

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else...was to be indifferent to that difference.

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• differences

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

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• children

Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

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• art

Anyone young can learn something useful from someone with experience.

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• experience

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.

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• difference

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

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• anyone

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

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• keys

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

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• disappointed

My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.

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• almost

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

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• youth

Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

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• enjoys