Denis Leary is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director. He is best known for his dark, acerbic stand-up comedy and for his roles in films such as The Ref, The Thomas Crown Affair, and the voice of Diego in the Ice Age franchise. He also starred in the FX comedy series Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll and the drama series Rescue Me.
What is the most famous quote by Denis Leary ?
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.— Denis Leary
What can you learn from Denis Leary (Life Lessons)
- Denis Leary teaches us to be resilient and never give up on our dreams. He has overcome many obstacles in his career and has achieved success through hard work and dedication.
- Denis Leary also emphasizes the importance of having a positive attitude and staying focused on the goal. He encourages us to stay motivated and never give up, even when faced with adversity.
- Lastly, Denis Leary reminds us to be kind and generous to those around us. He encourages us to help others and make a difference in the world.
The most bashful Denis Leary quotes that will add value to your life
Following is a list of the best quotes, including various Denis Leary inspirational quotes, and other famous sayings by Denis Leary.
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
Life Sucks,get a helmet
Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino...Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup.
Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did.
Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
Fiery quotes by Denis Leary
Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.
It's important to have your own space.
I've never trusted people who do everything together. I call them "Kool-Aid Couples," because it's like they drank the same Kool-Aid and it's drugged them into constantly gazing into each other's eyes.
I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.
I needed someone really intense, but also somebody with a lot of theatrical credibility.
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
Quotations by Denis Leary that are comedic and intense
Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup.
That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.
The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.
We drink and we die and continue to drink.
I had a relationship with an Italian chick that was built on just fighting and sex. As much as all women won't let go of stuff, Italian girls won't let go of anything. And she punched really hard. I got tired of the arguing it took to get to the sex.
Charlotte Rampling, when she was younger, looked exactly like my wife.
That's one of the reasons that when I first saw my wife, my knees buckled. Based on her looks alone, she was already in my kitchen making eggs.
I take music pretty seriously. You see that scar on my wrist? You see that? You know where that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together again. I couldn't take it, OK!
Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?
Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.
White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who has a sense of humor. This guy is such a moron! It's beyond the point where it's a joke. He's an idiot.
This is the most exciting place in the world to live. Oh yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York City! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes, construction cranes collapsing on the sidewalks, manhole covers blowing up and asbestos shooting into the sky.
I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"
I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards! Says that kids should not do drugs! Keith, we can't do any more drugs because you already f-king did them all, alright? There's none left! We have to wait 'til you die and smoke your ashes! Jesus Christ! Talk about the pot and the f-kin' kettle.
My wife and I were poor when I started but we struggled along until things happened for me in my thirties. I knew I was doing what I loved even if I wasn't getting paid for it, so I think I'd still be doing it.
Once people start to think they've wasted parts of their life, or they're wasting their life as they speak, that means there's going to be great dramatic and comedic tension.
I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.
It's hard to have a film and television career and do music work at the same time.
There are about a thousand different variations on a horse neigh. Some of them sound like a horse having sex, some of them like a horse having sad sex.
All knowledge is ultimately rooted in metaphorical (or analogical) modes of perception and thought.
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?
I'm no prophet and I'm no genius, but I can only tell you what I seem to know. As a fan of television and the movies, I think it's all for the better.
I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!
When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!
Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.
At some level, you've got to have the ability to - especially in film and in front of the camera, you got to have the ability to drop into character and close off the entire crew and the camera and everything else.
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.
You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.
Campbell [Scott] also directed me in a film with Hope Davis called Final. That was the first thing we did together, but I've known him for years.
The key thing is to get that one splash - that one song or that one video for a song - that catches people's eyes. Because it's all digital content now.
When I clicked into this idea of doing a band and examining a band as a dysfunctional family, I wanted to reverse that Rescue Me formula.
Everybody's vying for people's attention in terms of eyeballs, earholes, and dollars.
Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual