You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

— Franklin P. Adams

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I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

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I am easily influenced. Compared with me a weather vane is Gibraltar.

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The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

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There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

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Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

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Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.

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Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old.

Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

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We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.

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We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression;

we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.

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When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.

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To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

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About Franklin P. Adams

Quotes 46 sayings
Nationality American
Profession Journalist
Birthday October 16

Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for to-morrow-- Here's to the Fourth and our country forever.

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One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

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Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.

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As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

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Accustomed as I am to public speaking, I know the futility of it.

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Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

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When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

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The best bet you get is an even break.

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Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute.

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The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less.

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While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other.

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In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

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Chaos breeds life, while order breeds success.

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These are the saddest of possible words, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance.

Trio of Bear Cubs fleeter than birds, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble, Making a Giant hit into a double, Words that are weighty with nothing but trouble, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. This brief poem, immortalized the Chicago Cubs' double-play combination: Shortstop Joe Tinker, second baseman Johnny Evers, and first baseman Frank Chance.

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Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

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Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.

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There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success;

the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

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And of all glad words of prose or rhyme, The gladdest are Act while there yet is time

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If, my dear, you seek to slumber; Count of stars an endless number; If you will continue wakeful; Count the drops that make a lakeful; Then if vigilance yet above you Hover, Count the times I love you; And if slumber sill repel you Count the times I do not tell you.

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The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.

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Too much truth is uncouth.

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You do not know what you can miss before you try.

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Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

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Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes

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Christmas is over and Business is Business.

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The rich man has his motorcar, His country and his town estate, He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. He frivols through the livelong day, He knows not Poverty, her pinch. His lot seems light, his heart seems gay; He has a cinch. Yet though my lamp burns low and dim, Though I must slave for livelihood- Think you that I would change with him? You bet I would!

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I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.

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An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

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Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.

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Money isn't everything, but lack of money isn't anything.

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There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

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Conscience: A small, still voice that makes minority reports.

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If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door.

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