Howard Tayler is an American cartoonist and author. He is best known for his webcomic Schlock Mercenary, which he has been writing and drawing since June 12, 2000. He is also the author of several books, including the Schlock Mercenary novel The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Howard Tayler on education, leadership, success.
If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. — Howard Tayler
Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries — Howard Tayler
Where's your sense of adventure? It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi. -Captain Tagon & Captain Andreyasn — Howard Tayler
The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it. — Howard Tayler
Some survived due to advancements in engineering. Personally I'd take a vaccine over living in an iron lung. http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2012/01/what-america-looked-like-polio-children-paralyzed-in-iron-lungs/251098/ — Howard Tayler
When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case. — Howard Tayler
Maxim 20: If you’re not willing to shell your own position, you’re not willing to win. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries — Howard Tayler
The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate. — Howard Tayler
Right now I've got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don't taunt elephants. Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants. -Sergeant Schlock — Howard Tayler
Only cheaters prosper. — Howard Tayler
Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something. — Howard Tayler
As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon — Howard Tayler
Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that. — Howard Tayler
Life Lessons by Howard Tayler
Howard Tayler's work teaches us to appreciate the value of hard work and dedication, as he has worked diligently to build a successful career as a cartoonist.
Tayler also emphasizes the importance of staying true to your vision and never compromising your artistic integrity.
Finally, Tayler's work reminds us that humor can be a powerful tool for expressing complex ideas and emotions.
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