12+ Joey Bishop Quotes On Politics, Tv And Show

Joey Bishop was an American entertainer and comedian. He was a member of the Rat Pack, along with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., and Peter Lawford. He was also the host of his own late-night talk show, The Joey Bishop Show, which ran from 1967 to 1969. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Joey Bishop on politics, life, tv.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. — Joey Bishop

The other day I started to take a course in psycho-ceramics. What is psycho-ceramics? It's the study of crackpots. — Joey Bishop

I don't consider success doing a show for 30 years; I'm sorry. To me, you're successful when you graduate from something. I did a series, I did a talk show, I did movies, I replaced Mickey Rooney [on Broadway] in "Sugar Babies." You understand? — Joey Bishop

A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn't you see that red light? The woman said, You've seen one, you've seen them all. — Joey Bishop

You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to the top of the Hollywood Hills and had her view the valley below just at sunset. Well, mama, what would you call that? And she said, Ver nize. — Joey Bishop

You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future. — Joey Bishop

The kick [of comedy] is to think quickly. It's a great kick. — Joey Bishop

There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle. — Joey Bishop

The president of a TV network generously agreed to take his company's aptitude test, a test required of all the personnel. He did badly. As a result he was in a sullen mood for the rest of the day. When he got home that night, his wife asked why he looked so grouchy. I took the company's aptitude test this morning. What did it show? asked the wife. It showed, boomed the executive, that such tests are idiotic. That's what it showed. — Joey Bishop

I love Chicago. I got on a bus and asked the driver, Do you go to the Loop? He said, No, I go beep-beep! — Joey Bishop

My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays. — Joey Bishop

One time we were having dinner and some guy came by and took a potato off of Frank Sinatra's plate. And Frank said, “Hey pal, are you hungry?” The guy says, “yeah.” Frank said, “Sit down.” And he gave him his dinner. I thought for sure there was gonna be trouble from the guys surrounding Frank, but Frank says, “Jeez, relax, the man's hungry.” — Joey Bishop

Life Lessons by Joey Bishop

1. Joey Bishop taught us that hard work and dedication can lead to success, as he worked his way up from a small-time comedian to a successful entertainer.
2. His comedic timing and delivery were unmatched, and he showed us that humor can be used to bring people together.
3. Joey Bishop also demonstrated the importance of staying true to yourself and your values, even in the face of adversity.