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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a
week without a drink.
I drink to forget I drink.
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.
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You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I went on a diet, swore off
drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
They had me on the operating table all day.
They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills.
Know what happened? I ate faster.
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
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