17+ John Candy Quotes (Funny, Endearing And Iconic)

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum — John Candy

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I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! — John Candy

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If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it. — John Candy

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago. — John Candy

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. — John Candy

I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it. — John Candy

Like your job. Love your wife. — John Candy

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything. — John Candy

I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. — John Candy

You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home. — John Candy

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. — John Candy

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you. — John Candy

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh — John Candy

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated. — John Candy

I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself. — John Candy

I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character. — John Candy

You can escape into a character. — John Candy

Life Lessons by John Candy

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  1. John Candy's work teaches us the importance of being kind and generous to those around us. He often played characters who were selfless and willing to put others before themselves.
  2. He also showed us that it is possible to find humour in even the most difficult of situations. His ability to make people laugh was a testament to his skill as a comedian.
  3. Lastly, John Candy's work demonstrated that it is possible to be successful and still remain humble and down to earth. He was a true Canadian icon who will be remembered for generations to come.

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