Best quotes by the American Comedian Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
  • funny

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
  • funny

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
  • Humor

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
  • architecture

Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!
  • Regret

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
  • beautiful

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
  • Humor

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
  • Thought

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
  • kissing

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
  • movies

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
  • Entertainment

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
  • another

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.
  • hobbies

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
  • arctic

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.
  • acting

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
  • art

Well, excuuuuuse me!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
  • humor

I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.
  • love

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