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Jerry Seinfeld is famous American comedian with many wise quotes. Share the best Jerry Seinfeld quotations of all times with your friends and family.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here.

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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need. You stand there going,Well, this one is quick acting but this is long lasting...Which is more important, the present or the future?

Jerry Seinfeld quotes images

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Picture quote by Jerry Seinfeld about reason

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Picture quote by Jerry Seinfeld about knowledge

Pain is knowledge rushing in to fill a gap.

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About Jerry Seinfeld

Where is Jerry Seinfeld from? Jerry Seinfeld is American who said awesome wise words. A influential and well recognized comedian all over the world. The following quotations and images represent the American nature embed in Jerry Seinfeld's character.

What Jerry Seinfeld was famous for? Jerry Seinfeld is famous comedian with many good quotes. Well-known and respected in American society for wise sayings. Browse a lot of Jerry Seinfeld books and reference books with quotes from Jerry Seinfeld on Amazon.

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When was Jerry Seinfeld birthday? Jerry Seinfeld was born on October 16.

Who is Jerry Seinfeld? Some facts about Jerry Seinfeld from biography. Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor and writer, whose style is often described as observational comedy. He is best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the situation comedy, Seinfeld, (1989-1998), which he co-created, helped write an... Read more about Jerry Seinfeld on Wikipedia or watch videos with quotes from Jerry Seinfeld on YouTube.


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