14+ Chris Farley Quotes (Loud, Energetic And Zany)

Chris Farley was an American comedian and actor who rose to fame in the 1990s. He was known for his loud, energetic comedic style and his impressions of famous people. He was a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live, and starred in several films, including Tommy Boy and Beverly Hills Ninja.

In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king! — Chris Farley

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants! — Chris Farley

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. — Chris Farley

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. — Chris Farley

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. — Chris Farley

I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons. — Chris Farley

You gotta fight for your right to vote! — Chris Farley

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. — Chris Farley

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story. — Chris Farley

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes. — Chris Farley

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug. — Chris Farley

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons. — Chris Farley

I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons. — Chris Farley

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. — Chris Farley

Life Lessons by Chris Farley

1. Chris Farley taught us that it's ok to be yourself and not take life too seriously. He showed us that you can find humor in any situation, and that laughter is the best medicine.
2. He showed us that it's important to be passionate and put your all into whatever you do, and to never give up on your dreams.
3. He also showed us that it's important to be kind and generous, and to always look out for those who may need your help.