It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
— Sid Waddell
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Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips.
.. you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
There's only one word for that - magic darts!
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
He's as cool as a prized marrow!
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.