quote by William Faulkner

To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow.

— William Faulkner

Wonderful Alaska quotations

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

We host some trips all over the world.

We go to Alaska. We go to Mexico. We're going to Venezuela in December. We've been to Russia, all in conjunction with the radio show.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild.

My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.

Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.

At some point, you just pull off the Band-Aid, and it hurts, but then it's over and you're relieved.

It's not life or death, the labyrinth.

Suffering. Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you. That's the problem. Bolivar was talking about the pain, not about the living or dying. How do you get out of the labyrinth of suffering?

This is so much fun, but I’m so sleepy. To be continued?

Let's make a deal: You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and i'll get you laid. -Alaska Young

What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.

I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

Since 2006, we have surpassed Alaska, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and California in oil production to become the second largest oil-producing state in the nation, trailing only Texas. In 2012, North Dakota produced more than 245 million barrels of oil and provided nearly 11 percent of all U.S. output.

Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells.

I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other.

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves

Growing up in a small Alaska town, domestic violence was that dirty little secret nobody talked about. We must start talking about it. For too long, we have been providing protection to the wrong people.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.

Damn it, how will I ever get out of this labyrinth?

Discount my partiality, but my report is that so far The Winds of War is looking good.

Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like it up here? The priest says, If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini? Yes. Rosary, get the bishop a martini!

In the dark beside me, she smelled of sweat and sunshine and vanilla.

We need never be hopeless because we can never be irreperably broken.

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked.

A changing environment will affect Alaska more than any other state, because of our location. I'm not one though who would attribute it to being man-made.

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.

It's not life or death, the labyrinth. Suffering. Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you.

Suffering is universal. it’s the one thing Buddhists, Christians, and Muslims are all worried about.

It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.

The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room because the girl who was supposed to be her roommate got kicked out at the end of last year, and that 3. Alaska had cigarettes, although the Colonel neglected to ask whether 4. I smoked, which 5. I didn't.

Yoga has been something that's always there to take with me and practice throughout any journey. There's no place I've ever been where yoga hasn't fit itself in. I currently work on a commercial fishing boat in Alaska and I am still able to find time to lay my mat on the deck and practice what makes me the best me I can be, thanks to yoga.