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Famous Being Cranky Quotes

I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky. β€” Andy Griffith

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards. β€” Jenny Eclair

I can be a bit grumpy. Im full of angst, and hormones. β€” Nicholas Hoult

I'm a grumpy old man. The older I get the more anti-social I get. β€” Sean Price

I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it. β€” Ned Beatty

There will be good days and bad, which means that some days I may be cranky and some days really cranky! β€” Peter Jennings

I have been known as a crank, faddist, madman. Evidently the reputation is well deserved. For wherever I go, I draw to myself cranks, faddists, and madmen. β€” Mahatma Gandhi

Am I grumpy? I might be. But I think maybe sometimes it's misinterpreted. - Harrison Ford

Am I grumpy? I might be. But I think maybe sometimes it's misinterpreted. β€” Harrison Ford

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. β€” Dolly Parton

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. β€” Dawn French

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence. β€” Ambrose Bierce

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating? β€” Joe Pesci

I have been uncompromising, peppery, intractable, monomaniacal, tactless, volatile, and oftentimes disagreeable... I suppose I'm larger than life. β€” Bette Davis

He was old and wise, which meant tired and disappointed. β€” T. E. Lawrence

I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool. β€” Bertrand Russell

Being Cranky Quotes

Nobody else took what I was doing seriously, so nobody would want to work with me. I was thought to be a bit eccentric and maybe cranky. β€” Peter Higgs

Men are all right for friends, but as soon as you marry them they turn into cranky old fathers, even the wild ones. They begin to tell you what's sensible and what's foolish, and want you to stick at home all the time. I prefer to be foolish when I feel like it, and be accountable to nobody. β€” Willa Cather

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel? β€” Tom Shales

But I like being nasty. I like being cranky. Especially if it's a cold day in Chicago, it's nice to just take it out on Kyle, because he's so easy to scream at, you know? β€” Fisher Stevens

I get cranky real easily. So the honor of it and the wonder of it all and everything has a hard time overcoming the petty annoyances; I mean, that's simply the reality of being alive, I guess. β€” Frank Stella

One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at." "Meaning you?" "What else? β€” Cassandra Clare

I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids. β€” Robert Lansing

These days I have to be extra nice in stores. It never fails that whenever I look as bad as I can possibly look or I am sort of cranky because the store is out of something, that is precisely the time when someone one will recognize me and say: 'I really like your show.' β€” Lauren Graham

I get annoyed with rushing. Then I get in a bad mood - I'm so cranky. I hate being late. β€” Kim Kardashian

They [leftists] are outraged when people are not cranky and not miserable. They want everybody to be, if they are. It isn't fair that some people should be enjoying life when other people don't. β€” Rush Limbaugh

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More Being Cranky Quotes

Crankiness is a human attribute that when people walk in the door of Xerox, they remain human. The best way to get the best out of people is to not force them to be something other than they naturally are. Now what do they have to be? They have to be respectful. You can't be ridiculously disrespectful. β€” Ursula Burns

It's easy to like someone from a distance. But when she stopped being this amazing unattainable thing or whatever, and started being, like, just a regular girl with a weird relationship with food and frequent crankiness wh's kind of bossy--then I had to basically start liking a while different person. β€” John Green

I have played several characters that are crabby and cranky. I don't know if I'm just not a very well-developed human being or if I don't know myself very well, but I tend to find I can take on elements of the characters that I'm playing. When I was playing a character like Becky Freeley in Miss Guided found that I was insanely positive and happy all the time. β€” Judy Greer

And when I look at my mother, I reflect on her strength and endurance. She's cranky sometimes, but she is lovable and loving. I'd be happy to be there at 86. β€” Lisa Scottoline

Back in 2005, when I was Christopher Eccleston, we saw one of the largest increases on record, of CO2 in the atmosphere. Unless we keep the rise in global temperature to under 2 degrees, by the time I'm Daniel Radcliffe or wee Jimmy Crankie, I won't be able to save the planet. I won't be here to help you -- well I might, but I'll be that bloke who won Any Dream Will Do. β€” David Tennant

I really didn't feel challenged anymore. I wanted to learn something and be excited again... While it can be a family - that environment is actually a family - in the sense that also you sometimes hate each other, you can't stand being around each other and grudges are held... I was getting cranky on 'Criminal Minds. β€” Paget Brewster

We have known for a long time that Prince Charles' empty sails are so rigged as to be swelled by any passing waft or breeze of crankiness and cant. He fell for the fake anthropologist Laurens van der Post. He was bowled over by the charms of homeopathic medicine. He has been believably reported as saying that plants do better if you talk to them in a soothing and encouraging way β€” Christopher Hitchens

Everybody should espouse three or four harmless crank theories for the pure pleasure of having something harmless to be cranky about. And when a theory of this sort proves correct, it is a true moment for celebration. β€” Alexei Panshin

As you set off into the world, don't be afraid to question your leaders. But don't ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky. β€” Will Ferrell

Now that we were alone,i was self-conscious and cranky again.Why had i wanted to stay?if i had been programmed to want to be with dylan,heads were gonna roll,i promise you that. β€” James Patterson

What’ cha doing out here all alone? Did you forget how to find Sanctuary? (Simi) No. I want to be alone for a bit. (Gallagher) Why? Were the bears mean to you? Mama can get a bit cranky whenever I play with the cubs. She thinks I’m going to eat one, but bleh! They’re way too hairy. Now if she’d let me skin one, I might be interested. (Simi) Are you joking? (Gallagher) Oh no. I never joke about hairy food. (Simi) β€” Sherrilyn Kenyon

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