Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
— Stanislaw Lec

I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed there would be no more war.
Abbie Hoffman cannibalism quote

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
— Will Rogers

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
— Graham Chapman

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
— cannibalism quotation by Herman Melville