Condiments are like old friends - highly thought of, but often taken for granted. — Marilyn Kaytor
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. — Dorothy Parker
Almost anything is edible with a dab of French mustard on it. — Nigel Slater
Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. — P. J. O'Rourke
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. — Ambrose Bierce
Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. — Henry James
Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate. — Plautus
This rudeness is a sauce to his good wit, Which gives men stomach to digest his words With better appetite. — William Shakespeare
If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce. — Don King
The steak ain't right without the A-1
So I stay dipped in sauce and they come — Mac Dre
To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist -- the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar. — Oscar Wilde
A well-made salad must have a certain uniformity; it should make perfect sense for those ingredients to share a bowl. — Yotam Ottolenghi
Life is a salad and the Lord is my vinaigrette. — Theo Von
A little bad taste is like a nice splash of paprika. We all need a splash of bad taste-it's hearty, it's healthy, it's physical. I think we could use more of it. No taste is what I'm against. — Diana Vreeland
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake. — Marian Burros
Short Condiment Quotes
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. — Truman Capote
I believe mustard to be one of the most amazing condiments. — Justin Timberlake
For a gourmet wine is not a drink but a condiment, provided that your host has chosen correctly. — Edouard de Pomiane
Sesame oil is probably my favorite condiment, period. — Ted Allen
Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends. — Simon R. Green
Let your condiments be in the condition of your senses. — Henry David Thoreau
Strangeness is the indispensable condiment of all beauty. — Charles Baudelaire
Too much quiet left me depressed and consuming condiments for meals. — Tammara Webber
Condiment Image Quotes
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor
Sauce Quotes
If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce. — Gucci Mane
If an architect makes a mistake, he grows ivy to cover it. If a doctor makes a mistake, he covers it with soil. If a cook makes a mistake, he covers it with some sauce and says it is a new recipe. — Paul Bocuse
Don't dunk your nigiri in the soy sauce. Don't mix your wasabi in the soy sauce. If the rice is good, complement your sushi chef on the rice. — Anthony Bourdain
It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it. — Alistair Cooke
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. — Gaylord Perry
...freedom being the sauce best beloved by the boyish soul. — Louisa May Alcott
In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by a quarter of cold veal, on the south by an enormous ham, on the east by a monumental pile of butter, and on the west by an enormous dish of artichokes, with a hot sauce. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I love lifestyle stuff, I love housewares. I'm really a homebody, honestly. Anything to do with my kitchen, or my house, I'm all about it. I'm working on a sauce line, so that's kind of exciting. I'm a saucier. — Kelis
Hot Sauce Quotes
You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over her. — J.R. Ward
That's why there's lots and lots of kinds of hot sauces, and not so many kinds of mustard. Not because it's hard to make interesting mustard - you could make interesting mustard - but people don't, because no one's obsessed with it, and thus no one tells their friends. — Seth Godin
It's not that I prefer black girls, but that's who I find myself relating to as a human being. I am also attracted to really ghetto girls, straight out the hood... a thickey, a real 'pass the hot sauce' type girl. — Jon B.
For some women, a man is their whole meal. For me, life is a full meal and a man is just the hot sauce. If a man wants to be my whole meal, I say, 'That's nice, baby, but right now, I'm already full. — Lisa Nicole Carson
I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce. — Lisa Ling
Show me a sexual practice that involves ice cubes and hot sauce, and I will show you a sexual practice that would be improved without them. — Roger Ebert
Smother me in your hot sauce woman until smoke comes from your thighs. — Thomas Dolby
Xedrix-"No, our motto is 'everything tastes better with hot sauce. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. — Judith Olney
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.
It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. — Judith Olney
I have lived temperately, eating little animal food, and that not as an aliment, so much as a condiment for the vegetables, which constitute my principal diet. — Thomas Jefferson
A man that lives on pork, fine-flour bread, rich pies and cakes, and condiments, drinks tea and coffee, and uses tobacco, might as well try to fly as to be chaste in thought. — John Harvey Kellogg
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy
Humor is the spiciest condiment in the feast of existence. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles but gather strength from them, make a jest of your difficulties but overcome them. — Lucy Maud Montgomery
We don't want you convicted for condiment theft. You go to that prison, you'll meet big-time operators. Maple syrup stealers. — Deb Caletti
Chipotles to me are a one-of-a-kind pepper because they're smoked jalapenos, so they're fiery and they're smoky. It's good to use chipotles in salsas or soups or condiments - that works really well. To me, they always really pick up anything you put them in. — Bobby Flay
Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties. It is said of Galen, that he used to obtain from a head of it, eaten on going to bed, all the good effects of a dose of opium. — William Alcott
Okay, yeah, he staggered back and fell into the condiments. Big deal. There wasn't any blood. I didn't even get him in the face. He saw my fist coming, and at the last minute he ducked, so instead of punching him in the nose, like I intended, I ended up punching him in the neck. I highly doubt it even left a bruise. — Meg Cabot
The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated as the tang of Zen - that today they have a word for mayonnaise junkie: mayora. — Tom Robbins
The longest-lived people eat a plant-based diet. They eat meat but only as a condiment or a celebration. Nothing they eat has a plastic wrapper. — Dan Buettner
All my wife has ever taken from the Mediterranean - from that whole vast intuitive culture - are four bottles of Chianti to make into lamps, and two china condiment donkeys labelled Sally and Peppy. — Peter Shaffer
Ignorance and poverty are the best condiments for the great feast of the world, but the inexperienced and poor are never invited to it. — Anthony Burgess
Even the choicest literature should be taken as the condiment, and not as the sustenance of life. It should be neither the warp nor the woof of existence, but only the flowery edging upon its borders. — Horace Mann
As I sat in the hot, salty water, I thought, 'No wonder Mr. Bubble always gives me a urinary tract infection and hives.' Mr. Bubble was for common people. Mr. Bubble was for my so-called brother, their true child. I was a Vanderbilt. I should bathe in condiments and seasonings. — Augusten Burroughs
The fruits eaten temperately need not make us ashamed of our appetites, nor interrupt the worthiest pursuits. But put an extra condiment into your dish, and it will poison you. — Henry David Thoreau
No doubt other writers have often put a thing more brilliantly, more subtly than even a very cunning artist in words can hope to emulate, a supreme phrase being a bit of luck that only happens now and then. And inasmuch as the condiments and secret travail of human nature are always the same, and that certain psychological moments must ever and ever recur, what more tempting than to pin down such a moment with the blow of a borrowed hammer? — Ethel Smyth
A check on itself, evil subserves the economies of good, as it were a condiment to give relish to good. — Amos Bronson Alcott
Strange that mankind should ever have used the mushroom. All the various species of this substance are of a leathery consistence, and contain but little nutriment. The condiments or seasonings which are added are what are chiefly prized. Without these, we should almost as soon eat saw dust as mushrooms. — William Alcott
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