80 Ninja Quotes
Following is our list of ninja quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Famous Ninja Quotes
The first priority to the ninja is to win without fighting. — Masaaki Hatsumi
Subtle and insubstantial, the expert leaves no trace; divinely mysterious, he is inaudible. Thus he is master of his enemy's fate. — Sun Tzu
Swift as a deer. Quiet as a shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Quick as a snake. Calm as still water. — George R. R. Martin
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate. — Sun Tzu
O divine art of subtlety and secrecy! Through you we learn to be invisible, through you inaudible and hence we can hold the enemy's fate in our hands. — Sun Tzu
The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. — Bruce Lee
...most warriors only perform tricks. The way of the warrior is filled with soul and feeling — Miyamoto Musashi
What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease. — Sun Tzu
Don't mess with me! I'm a black-belt! — Michael Rooker
The best form of self defense is to become invisible... If you can't do that learn Wing Chun! — Wong Shun Leung
The skillful leader subdues the enemy's troops without any fighting. — Sun Tzu
That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh
I am not afraid of a person who knows 10000 kicks. But I am afraid of a person who knows one kick but practices it for 10000 times. — Bruce Lee
True warriors are fierce because their training is fierce. — Miyamoto Musashi
Shadow work is the path of the heart warrior. — Carl Jung
Short Ninja Quotes
- Who are you and what have you done with my brother? — Stephenie Meyer
- Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they’re no good. — Etgar Keret
- Question everything generally thought to be obvious. — Dieter Rams
- A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson
- Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don’t know any personally. — Kanye West
- I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that." — Jonah Hill
- I never go back on my word! That's my nindo, my ninja way! — Masashi Kishimoto
- I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that. — Isaiah Mustafa
- Only a ninja can stop a ninja. — Sho Kosugi
- Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing. — Stephenie Meyer
Ninja Turtle Quotes
I constantly watch 'The Simpsons' and an English cartoon called 'The Raccoons' and 'Gummi Bears.' I was obsessed with ninja films, and the 'Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles,' I used to love that as well. — Matt Smith
I remember thinking all TV was black and white, but that was because we had a really old, broken TV. And then I went to a friend's house and I was like, woah, your TV is like, crazy! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That was my first show. — Ruby Rose
The Ninja Turtles made me who I am today in a big way. It was my favorite show as a kid. It got me into meditation, martial arts, speed boarding, and generally like the positive person that I am today is because of the Turtles. — Greg Cipes
Maybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder. — Cassandra Clare
Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak. — Etgar Keret
Ninja Turtles taught me how to meditate. They got me into martial arts. They helped make me who I am today. — Greg Cipes
I grew up watching Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles, Batman. You name it, I was a huge fan. And that's what I used to play with my friends. We would have the masks and the swords and pretend we had super powers. — Robbie Amell
Every Halloween for six years, I was a Ninja Turtle, and Mikey was my favorite. The turtles really made me who I am today. They got me into martial arts, meditation, surfing, skateboarding; big time influence on who I am today. — Greg Cipes
My favorite superheroes when I was younger were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they still are. Simply because they rule and you've got 4 different personalities to choose from depending on your mood...And they're huge human-turtles!! — Jason Reeves
Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like. — Laurell K. Hamilton
People Writing About Ninja
| Name | Quotes | Likes |
|---|---|---|
 Sun Tzu |
454 | 6304 |
 Bruce Lee |
492 | 11325 |
 Miyamoto Musashi |
133 | 5784 |
 Stephenie Meyer |
794 | 3154 |
 Masaaki Hatsumi |
38 | 386 |
 George R. R. Martin |
708 | 3555 |
More Ninja Quotes
The actual, original 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' I have vague memories of because I was pretty small, but I loved, loved, loved it. I have only those weird, visceral little-kid memories: I remember the extreme flat, two dimensional green that was their skin or the weird pizza with no sauce - it was just like yellow, drippy cheese. — Mae Whitman
Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas — Charles Dickens
Looking for the meaning of life, one man can discover the order of the universe. To discover the truth, to achieve. a higher spiritual state, that is the true meaning of ninja. — Masaaki Hatsumi
Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin' your building, No time to grab the gun, I already got your wife and children — RZA
Ninja should have the benevolence to protect men of justice since there are lots of good and respectable people in the world. — Masaaki Hatsumi
Including a mention of your impressive record....The man who had penetrated and copied over a thousand techniques.. Kakashi the mirror ninja. — Masashi Kishimoto
I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this. — Shaquille O'Neal
I'll be honest, I never saw myself making a ninja movie, never entertained the idea. I think ninja films can be quite cheesy unless you do them in feudal Japan. — Scott Adkins
Hey...You.. What's life without eyebrows, freak? Got a new listing for your bingo book right here!! A guyis going to be the next lord hokage of Konohagakure village. Uzumaki Naruto! Konoha-school NINJA! — Masashi Kishimoto
Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once — Steve Aylett
You gotta fight all the karate guys, and once you kill them off, now you gotta get to the ninjas. Once you get through the ninjas, now you gotta get to the showmen. Now me, I'm the showman of big men. — Shaquille O'Neal
Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja? — Rachel Caine
Most Shadowhunters get their first Marks at twelve. It must have been in your blood.” “Maybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder.” Jace looked baffled. “You wanted a turtle on your shoulder?” -Jace & Clary, pg. 314- — Cassandra Clare
Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate. — Nick Harkaway
The earth is such a voluminous, sparse, wild place that has its own rhythm that human beings try to control and strategize our way around, but the truth is, if you're out someplace like the ocean on a capsized boat, it doesn't matter if you have academic degrees, or if you're a martial-arts ninja. Nature is a bigger force than you. — Rachael Taylor
I've never really been that much of a fan of Ninja Tune. — Squarepusher
I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers." "Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude. — James Dashner
Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it'd be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire. — Richelle Mead
Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, "Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting of the shuriken! — Alan Goldsher
Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again... AND I WON'T...! — Masashi Kishimoto
I've worked out a Ninja Replacement Score for novels. It's basically the number of characters that need to be replaced by ninjas to make the book good. — Janni Lee Simner
Customers are ninjas now. They are stealthily evaluating you right under your nose. — Jay Baer
On the other end of the spectrum, we can't use this permission to sometimes say no and use it as a wand to wish away all our responsibilities. We also must remember not to use our "no" answers as a weapon. We can't turn into No! ninjas, karate-chopping anyone who even comes close to asking us for something. — Lysa TerKeurst
All I ever wanted to be was a Ninja... Tong from Kickboxer, Sagat from Street Fighter. — Pat Barry
I think once every person on the planet sees 'New Moon' and there's nobody left who hasn't see it, then I think they'll be able to go see 'Ninja.' — Joel Silver
Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? — J. Lynn
Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities." "Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You’re going too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja? — Rachel Caine
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