My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.— Trey Parker
Colossal Oklahoma quotations
When I was a freshman at Oklahoma in 1946, the game was sold out - and it's been sold out ever since.
People don't know what it means to be champions. Oklahoma invented it.
Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers.
My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there, I may as well have Richard Simmons come over and live with me.
I like to call the ethos I grew up with 'Oklahoma values.
' But you'd be just as accurate if you said 'American values.' Except for our lack of a seacoast, Oklahoma has a little bit of just about everything that's American.
In my wildest imagination, I never thought that the fifth of six children born to Helen and Buddy Watts - in a poor black neighborhood, in the poor rural community of Eufaula, Oklahoma - would someday be called Congressman.
Governor is not the position to have in Oklahoma.
It is the head coach of Oklahoma or Oklahoma State or Tulsa.
Beautiful fans of Oklahoma City, I can’t say enough about you guys.
All the support you give our team. The home-court advantage we have is the best I’ve ever seen. We disappoint you sometimes, but we try our best every single night to win for you guys. And we want to win a championship for you guys.
Since 2006, we have surpassed Alaska, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and California in oil production to become the second largest oil-producing state in the nation, trailing only Texas. In 2012, North Dakota produced more than 245 million barrels of oil and provided nearly 11 percent of all U.S. output.
A fertilizer bomb that kills hundreds in Oklahoma.
Fuel-laden civil jets that kill 4000 in New York. A sanctions policy that kills one and a half million in Iraq. A trade policy that immiserates continents. You can make a bomb out of anything. The ones on paper hurt the most.
I'm from Oklahoma. I mean, you can't have good hair in Oklahoma. That's why everyone wears hats. The wind just messes it up.
The history of my state of Oklahoma offers a great example of pursuing the American Dream. It was built and settled by pioneers moving West to seek better lives.
When cyclones tear up Oklahoma and hurricanes swamp Alabama and wildfires scorch Texas, you come to us, the rest of the country, for billions of dollars to recover. And the damage that your polluters and deniers are doing doesn't just hit Oklahoma and Alabama and Texas. It hits Rhode Island with floods and storms.
I like California but I'm dyed-in-the-wool Oklahoma.
I see a deer in L.A., and everybody's standing around it taking pictures. Back home, that's the enemy!
Bourbon's the only drink. You can take all that champagne stuff and pour it down the English Channel. Well, why wait 80 years before you can drink the stuff? Great vineyards, huge barrels aging forever, poor little old monks running around testing it, just so some woman in Tulsa, Oklahoma can say it tickles her nose.
I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma.
Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids.
Resilience is woven deeply into the fabric of Oklahoma. Throw us an obstacle, and we grow stronger.
(Oklahoma Thunder center Kendrick) Perkins doesn't like other NBA players.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
For only by nurturing the minds and strengthening the values of our children can we give them an opportunity to be full, productive citizens, to reach their God-given potential, and to have good jobs right here in Oklahoma.
Having grown up in Oklahoma when it was one of the last states which prohibited liquor, I grew up with War On Drugs, where every teenager knew who the bootleggers were
I had never been to Oklahoma City before. I had no clue. Just heard there were a lot of tornadoes.
I was a kid from Oklahoma who never wanted to be a singer, but was told I could sing. And things snowballed.
They only delivered the newspaper once a week where I lived in Oklahoma, and those people lived and died with the box score of my games. My biggest moment was winning the World Series because everyone in my town was able to feel he was a world champion.
We don't have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from - Oklahoma. We don't ride around in covered wagons, either.
If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change.
With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.
Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?
Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do.
Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.
Anything can have happened in Oklahoma. Practically everything has.
You could have a hit in California that no one had heard of in Oklahoma.
I get around OK with a toolbox. As a kid, I picked up skills following my dad through the oil fields of Oklahoma and West Texas. My wife Janine is hard to impress, but she does think it's cool when I fix things around the house.