The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
— Jay Leno

I believe in friendly compromise. I said over in the Senate hearings that truth is the glue that holds government together. Compromise is the oil that makes governments go.
Gerald R. Ford senator quote

There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
— Will Rogers

McCarthy emerged in the person of Senator Russ Feingold of Wisconsin.
— Pat Buchanan

Senator Kerry voted to undermine the troops in the field, and that is not only inexcusable, it is reprehensible.
— senator quotation by John Ensign