46 Stinky Quotes

Following is our list of the most famous stinky quotations and slogans. We've compiled this selection of inspirational stinky quotes. Hopefully, these stinky quotes will keep you motivated not only during hard times but to expand your stinky knowledge!

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Famous Stinky Quotes

Like your booty don't stink. — LL Cool J

Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing. - Sylvia Plath

Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing. — Sylvia Plath

Hard, you know what I'm thinking, took the panties off and the pussy wasn't stinking. — Eazy-E

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here. — L. Ron Hubbard

Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul? — Marcus Aurelius

I'm gonna play something so funky you can smell it — Buddy Guy

Fish and guests smell when they are three days old. — Indian Proverbs

The famously pungent Limburger cheese is made from the same bacteria that many people have between their toes Brevibacteria linens, the ones that cause smelly feet. — Tim Spector

O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven — William Shakespeare

During a heat wave every dude stinks. — Craig Benzine

Good strong thick stupefying incense-smoke! — Robert Browning

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too. — Jim Cornette

Every man knows the smell of his own fart. — Confucius

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink. — Bobby Heenan

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. — Andrew Dice Clay

Short Stinky Quotes

  • I'll never wake up in a good mood again. I'm tired of these stinky boots — Jim Morrison
  • I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child. — Drew Barrymore
  • Humanity can be pretty stinky. — Barbara Brown Taylor
  • I don't like the grilled onions for some reason. I like regular, crispy, stinky onions. — Chrissy Teigen
  • Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger. — Frank Zappa
  • It was just wet, not stinky? — Jim Parsons
  • Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard. — Robert A. Heinlein

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More Stinky Quotes

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress. — Richard Marx

My character was obnoxious, had stinky feet and wore things like purple tights and a yellow top. I hated the clothes. — Andrea Barber

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. — Anthony Bourdain

So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him. — Mike Myers

If you have breakouts, it can be really healing, it's a little bit stinky, but if you're not sleeping over at your boyfriend's, it's really effective — Scarlett Johansson

Manhattan's always fascinating, too, just a big, stinky, smelly conglomeration of numbered avenues and streets, but it's just got a vibe that's hard to beat. I shouldn't like it, but I do. I can't put my finger on it. — Joe Elliott

Take nothing for granted. Not one blessed, cool mountain day or one hellish, desert day or one sweaty, stinky, hiking companion. It is all a gift. — Cindy Ross

Don't shave, don't shower, don't care. Be really stinky and wear the same clothes every day. I think what makes a man sexy is not being self-aware. That’s what's really cute to me. — Gwen Stefani

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food. — Anthony Bourdain

I read The Stinky Cheese Man as an adult. I missed that book when I was a kid. I grew up mostly with books bought at yard sales, picture books from the fifties to 1975, which is really a lucky thing. — Mac Barnett

Really, truly, try to figure out what your palate is all about. If you've determined that you don't like dirty old stinky wine - old-world flavors - you probably like new-world fruit bombs. Stick to Shirazes and California Cabernets or Zinfandels. — Gary Vaynerchuk

A good, stinky French cheese or a good Stilton. These are things I really, really love. Dessert I can obviously live without. — Anthony Bourdain

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom allowed me to do this-as long as I was writing songs. She said, 'As long as you're seriously working on music, I'll support you. Don't get a job, because if you work, it will crush you. — Rufus Wainwright

But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are bastards. — Kevin Hearne

But then, look at me. My brain is incorrectly formed, and I'm shaped like a tube. Plus, I'm an alcoholic, a "survivor" of childhood sexual abuse, was raised in a cult and have no education. So, really, if you think about it, the only thing that separates me from the guy with the stinky foot and no teeth is a book deal and some cologne. — Augusten Burroughs

What's that smell?" I froze. What? Did I really smell so distasteful he had only to lean in my direction to catch a putrid whiff of me? I stayed the urge to break his freaking nose for pointing out my stinkiness. He sniffed again. "I can't place it." "How bad is it?" I asked, my cheeks heating. "It's good. Some kind of flower." My first thought: Hurray! I don't stink. My second: Ohmygod! — Gena Showalter

I was no suffragette, but I was pretty sure the he-can’t-control-himself defense was a big, stinky load of horseshit. — Rachel Vincent

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