Evan Esar Quotes

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.