I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

— Evan Sayet

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First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.


I explain how America hatred and Jew hatred are [INDEMIC] to Modern Liberalism and delve deeper into why it is the otherwise good and decent people will INVARIABLY side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.


Michelle Obama was asked when life begins.

According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.


Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.


Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.


My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.


Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party.

They are the only Democrats with any convictions.


Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism.

Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?


What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'


At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.


We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.


Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.


About Evan Sayet

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Nationality American
Profession Comedian
Birthday October 16

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'


In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.


Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.


Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'


Further, it would take one of those impossible coincidences that the Modern Liberal relies on so heavily to explain how it is that the two most religious nations in the Western World - the United States and Israel - are also arguably the world's two most scientifically and technologically advanced.

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