25+ Michael Showalter Quotes On Being, Funny And Witty

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Top 10 Michael Showalter Quotes

  1. A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.
  2. I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.
  3. I know more about sports than I know about any other subject, unfortunately. I'm embarrassed to admit that.
  4. I like doing all different types of comedy - stand-up, sketch, movies, TV. I like to try everything.
  5. I'm writing a memoir. I'm four pages in. I start with my first memory, which is kicking my uncle in the balls. I was four.
  6. Cats are unpredictable because they're wild and domestic at the same time. Watching a cat's behavior is like a small window into the wild.
  7. Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.
  8. That's the thing that most people don't realize. In real life, comedians aren't funny. They save it. They save it up.
  9. I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that's fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet.
  10. I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.

Michael Showalter Short Quotes

  • In real life, comedians aren't funny.
  • I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.
  • Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.

Michael Showalter Famous Quotes And Sayings

I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world. They have no concept of their behavior or how it might be affecting other people. So comedically, it's a very fun type of character to play. They are bulls in a china shop, twenty-four seven. — Michael Showalter

In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each other; they read the newspaper. There is no loud music, and cats are in charge. — Michael Showalter

I calculated that if I wrote five pages a day, which seemed very doable, I would have an 1,800-page first draft when the deadline rolled around. Though completely unwritten, I was very impressed with how long my first draft would be. — Michael Showalter

I don't personally feel comfortable performing in a comedy club, mainly because as an audience member, I've never enjoyed that experience. It feels a little bit theme-park-ish to me, in that it's a club whose product is comedy. I find that weird. It's like those specialty chocolate stores, where everything is chocolate. It's too specific. I like going somewhere that specializes in variety. — Michael Showalter

I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke completely at someone else's expense. Even though I think he does it better than anyone else, I don't love... Well, it's different with Sacha Baron Cohen, but that whole thing where you're "punking" people? I don't like that. I don't like doing it, and I don't particularly find it funny when the joke is on a person who doesn't know they're being set up. — Michael Showalter

If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, 'Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father's Day this year?' and he says, 'Nothing.' Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, 'He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No. 5 perfume.' — Michael Showalter

I just made a movie. There's a kind of a banter that some people might recognize as being screwball. There are no cell phones, no DVD playersit's set in a timeless Brooklyn. Hopefully, it's a good, old-fashioned movie. — Michael Showalter

I think gay people deserve all the same rights as everybody else, it's just that marriage is specifically for a man and a woman. — Michael Showalter

I feel like marriage is a sacred institution that should only be between a man and a woman. If a gay couple wants to be married, why can't they just be satisfied with a civil union? Why do they have to get "married"? — Michael Showalter

I like silly things. I think that "silly-stupid" or "stupid-smart" might be my philosophy, which is to combine a veneer of intelligence with an undercurrent of crass stupidity. Sometimes that stupidity is in the form of the actual joke that's being told, or it could be in the way the joke is told. Like, repetition is really stupid, but it's really funny. Or it could be that the punchline itself is stupid. — Michael Showalter

I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world. — Michael Showalter

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets. — Michael Showalter

Life Lessons by Michael Showalter

  1. Michael Showalter teaches us to be confident in our own unique sense of humor and to embrace our own individual comedic style.
  2. He also encourages us to take risks and push boundaries when it comes to comedy, and to never be afraid to try something new.
  3. Finally, Showalter reminds us to always stay humble and to remember that laughter is the best medicine.
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