Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!— Stone Cold Steve Austin
Contentment Austin quotations
You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!
Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died.
The success of the second 'Austin Powers' caught us by surprise a little bit.
We had decided not to do even a second one, unless the audience wanted it and we could do something better.
During my Austin years, I was drawing a regular strip for the University Of Texas newspaper, going to school, delivering blood, and trying to change my approach and "style" as much as I could, since I knew that I'd calcify as I got older.
We played in Texas about a year ago, at Emo's, the famous country and western club in Austin. And I figured, well, if I'm finally gonna die onstage, that's where it's going to be!
Me being able to beat up Austin Powers? I mean, how great can that be?
I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.
I always love to come to Austin.
I just take it one day at a time. Austin Powers has given me a lot of opportunities as far as my career.
In the Steven F. Austin Colony, which was the first colony, Texans first established a provisional government in 1835 with the intention of writing a declaration of independence soon after.
People don't live in Austin to work, they work to live there.
Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!
If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.
I like it here in Austin. Anybody got a room?
There's a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.
When fans think WWE, I don't want them to think Hulk Hogan or The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena. I want them to think of The Miz. I want to be on every show. When we need a guy to do Conan or Jimmy Kimmel, I want them to call me. I wanna be on the cover of all the video games. I want it all.
I had been acting since I was seven years old, but I had a combination of things happen at about the same time. 'Austin Powers' came out on DVD, I got a series regular gig on 'Buffy' and 'Can't Hardly Wait' came out.
Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!
How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR band head shot looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly; yet give her a guitar, a Marshall stack and a mic and stand back, way back. She shreds. File under - Do Not Overlook and Go Tell Your Friends
To me [Edgar Allen Poe's] prose is unreadable—like Jane Austin's [sic].
No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.
In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.
In the tradition of the classic songwriter rooms like The Bluebird in Nashville, Strange Brew is a gift to the music community in Austin, for artists and audiences alike
Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers.
If you ask, what is the first step in the way of truth? I answer humility," saith St. Austin. "If you ask, what is the second? I say humility. If you ask, what is the third? I answer the same - humility.
Infelicity is an ill to which all acts are heir which have the general character of ritual or ceremonial, all conventional acts.
Going back into the history of a word, very often into Latin, we come back pretty commonly to pictures or models of how things happen or are done.
Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.
CeNation. In Austin, TX, preparing to perfrom for members of our military. In that vein, I would like to let the Rough Riders Platoon know that even though they are going through a difficult time, with brave soliders making the ultimate sacrifice, to keep their heads up, hearts strong, and know that all of them are in my thoughts. Never Give Up.
I met the president when he was president-elect at a meeting in Austin.
He spoke of his faith. He spoke of his desire for a compassionate conservatism, for a faith-based initiative that would do something for poor people.
I hadn't done a comedy for a while. I had directed a very low budget movie called The Ape and it was playing at a festival in Austin. Judd [Apatow] was there and he came and saw it and it's kind of funny.
During the cold war, West Berlin was an exclave - a tiny outpost of liberalism surrounded by people who want to crush it. It was like Austin, Texas.